WhatAboutTheFinish

Depends what you're asking? If it's marriage or moving or in, don't ask! If there is that level of doubt, your relationship it just isn't at that stage yet. If it's going out on a date, just ask. You can't lose what you don't have. If she says no then you are in the same position as you are now, a guy with no-one to love! If it's what @It's Your Round is suggesting, just ram it in, guage her reaction and if it's negative, immediately apologise and plead some kind of accident!

I’m disappointed that there is no voting. I am sure that at a time when tens of thousands are dying globally of viral related pulmonary disorders, the UK’s entry, My Last Breath, would have been a big hit!

No problem with the gravy...but eating out of the paper with a knife and fork? Now that's messed up!. Pick a side, paper with fingers or plate with knife and fork!

Taking your words .

Starmer took Johnson to the cleaners at PMQ's but he should stay away from gimmicks like this... particularly if, they show him to be as deceptive as the PM. He says he is quoting from the document but hasn't. He has paraphrased it, not quoted it. I'm confident that a QC knows the difference.

In the light green (30-40% Irish) areas of Northern Ireland, what do the other 60-70% of the population consider themselves to be?

It's the Dalai Lama..making a spiritual request "make me one with everything". Interestingly it doesn't show that afterwards he paid with a £50 note and the vendor just said "thanks". The Dalai Lama said "where's my change?" and the hot dog seller told him "change, can come only from within".

Maybe just as well!

I'm not much of a one for overt displays of emotion but this absolutely broke me when I saw it with the kids about a year ago. I must have been crying, and I mean full on blubbing, for a good 60 minutes of the movie!

Are you sure the free lessons are not just a ruse so your instructor can get his fence painted and his car waxed?

That's the one, superb find! Thanks muchly!

That's a good question! Don't really know how to describe it... in my head its like a cross between Geno by Dexys Midnight Runners and Rock the Casbah by the Clash...but nowhere near as good as either! I'm also thinking that it opens with a line about yum yums but as I'm fairly sure that didn't exist as a food substance in the UK in the eighties...I might have completely made that up!

Bit of a long shot but I’m trying to find a song (probably from the 80s) which I’m assuming is called something like Feeding Time? I’ve try to Mooney it but just get loads of zoo related content! I’m fairly sure the chorus contained a “fe-, fe-, fe-, feeding time” and the general gist of the song was about people eating their lunch in the park (fairly sure there is a lyric about business booming for italiano). Anyone know the artist?

I find this post works best if you read it in the style of Alan Bennett.

With no casualties involved, if he has stopped and left his insurance details, I doubt he's got much of a case to answer there either!

This coming from the man who advocates businessmen paying 40,000 people indefinitely out of their own pocket. I'm sure the multi-billionaire Donald Trump will be keen to hear more of your advice on how he can become a 'successful' businessman.

Telegraph review of Westworld hit the nail bang on the head!

All I could think whilst watching was... ”I wouldn’t want to share a line with him”

Well some of those crows look like they’ve been involved in a few murders.

Here is my suggestion for a fair way to resolve the league, it'll never fly but just for fun... Split the league in two as it stands, top half and bottom half (kind of like in Scotland) to effectively produce 2 mini leagues. Results from games you've played against teams in the other half of the table are voided. Results from opponents in your own half stand, then you complete unplayed fixtures against those in your half. This should reduce everyone to only needing to play 3 or 4 games each which could be done over a 2 week period. So in Villa's case, they would only play their games against Newcastle, Palace, Everton and West Ham. Liverpool should still romp the top half and others would still have a crack at gaining the European spots, the relegation scrap would also be interesting. Feel free to pitch the idea to the FA Oh, I've got no idea how Villa would be standing in such an eventuality, I'm too lazy to do the math! But if we are bottom 3 in a league of the bottom half of the PL we deserve to go down!