tomav84

to be fair, most of what i've seen is all very tongue in cheek and satirical posts rather than genuine theories. think most people are just having a bit of fun with it i just find it funny that they released this photo to stop the "where's kate?" questions but instead have raised about 1000 new ones!

Yep. I'm getting dangerously close to falling down the #whereiskate rabbit hole.

got any other side splittingly hilarious pet names for our players?

see those tackles week in week out. stone wall yellow, but never a red

it's a much stronger team to the one we faced at their place i'd take a draw

don't see it being 5 at the back. think it's something like konsa lenglet pau digne dougie mcginn cash tielemans bailey watkins

on the basis that we have to take 3 keepers, can you name 3 better than him? our GK options are utterly woeful and the sad thing is that he's probably still in that top 3

agree but to whom? unfortunately these top kickers (farrell, sexton etc) just make it look so easy and it's really not. unfortunately not having someone like that can hold you back if the rest of your game isn't tip top amazing to get the win in spite of the missed points.

it was certainly a relief. only half time though but survived so far

lovely. red card next please

No solanke for me. Going to be a very nervy week

he's about 95% owned out of those ranked in the top 250k. can't imagine we've ever had anyone that highly owned before

voted for o'neill. surprised at the number of kompany votes...is he really being highly praised? and who the **** voted to unai...show yourself!

note this post only applies to those 40 and over for you youngsters, don't worry, snapchat and tiktok are fine (probably)

how?

Will you be renewing? Yes What are you expecting in terms of pricing? A small increase. i'd be disappointed with >10% What would make the season ticket more attractive to you and what would force you to give it up? what would force me to give it up? probably relegation as i cannot commit to so many midweek championship games but i expect to keep it as long as we're in PL What do you think the club could do differently with season ticketing or season ticket holders? bringing back some form of nice bar area pre match (i.e. holte suite or similar). also the shambles of the newcastle home game not having resale seats getting released with their argument being that there were 200 seats left (mostly trinity upper). there needs to be a threshold i.e. <500 seats remaining, release the resales. they're still making money out of it, just let us re sell our seats What are your feelings on the waiting list and the chances of people on the list getting tickets next year? not really worth being on the waiting list now they're not doing the north stand is it? How much is yours and how much has it gone up over the last couple of seasons? can't remember Where do you feel we sit in relation to other clubs and their offer? about the middle, and the way the season has gone i don't think many can say they've not had good value for money All of that sort of stuff (and more) please.

we all long for the return of the GIF button rather than the pain in the arse of copying a link from GIPHY

on double arsenal defence. let's take guesses at what minute they're going to concede the consolation. i'm saying 88th

Spotted in the away end Saturday...

"oh what a night watching villa on a thursday night blues are watching cause they're **** shite what a feeling what a night" i think spurs had a similar one about arsenal when they were in the CL and arsenal were in europa with the difference being "watching tottenham on a wednesday night, you play thursday cause etc etc"

brought in senesi of bournemouth. off after 12 mins. bournemouth end up keeping a clean sheet. brilliant.

i'm all for giving players time but he's not our player...so i'm happy to just say he's shite and be glad we get to give him back at the end of the season

possibly the worst half of football under unai but wonderful to get the win. you can argue that's what the top teams do, play shit and get the win

carew vs reading in the cup. we were awful first half, 2 down half time, won 4-2 honourable mention for ollie in the 7-2 too

yeah i can't negotiate 29 without a FH, and i like the idea of wildcarding in time for gw34 so it's a definite FH29 for me plus my team isn't looking shocking if you take GW29 out of the equation