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  1. The Moustache of Teale
    Now there’s a euphemism I’ve not heard before.
  2. The Moustache of Teale
    It should be good therapy for me reading all the common-sense posts in this thread, which provide some reasoned and well thought-out perspective. But I married to a ****ing Geordie, my phone won’t stop pinging with WhatsApp messages from the northern spunktrumpets, and it’s going to take me a long time to get over this. Why do you do this to me Villa?
  3. The Moustache of Teale
    Friend of a friend works at a golf club where a number of the Villa players are members, and spoke to Mings, Ings, McGinn and Chambers this week. Chambers said that Emery’s an absolutely top bloke to work for and they’re all really excited about him coming in.
  4. The Moustache of Teale
    I’m sure this will turn out to be a great appointment, but just in case it all goes wrong I’ve just ordered myself one of these:
  5. The Moustache of Teale
    It’s happening!
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  7. The Moustache of Teale
    Playing the right formation, with people in their proper roles? What witchcraft was this?
  8. The Moustache of Teale
    Not one of Blondie’s better tracks.
  9. The Moustache of Teale
    Sorry, off-topic, but I used to live between Kings Heath and Maypole and once witnessed an old bloke knocking one out on the number 50 bus. Your post mentioning the #50 and fiddling with your todger has brought those disturbing memories back.
  10. The Moustache of Teale
    One of the few bright spots from a steaming pile of dog turd of a game. He’s quality.
  11. The Moustache of Teale
    That second picture took me back to my days of collecting Panini stickers:
  12. The Moustache of Teale
    Like us, their lineup and bench really don’t look too bad - should be capable of a mid-table finish at least. Like us, how have they managed to be so shite?
  13. The Moustache of Teale
    So one of the best teams in the world with the best striker in the world couldn’t beat a team with a pub player and a pensioner in defence? Yeah right. The agenda against Mings is downright weird. He’s our best defender and has given us great service.
  14. The Moustache of Teale
    Rolled back the years with that performance. Never put a foot wrong.
  15. The Moustache of Teale
    I know you were jesting mate, I could see your post a couple above
  16. The Moustache of Teale
    Is that you Stevie?
  17. The Moustache of Teale
    Outstanding today. Must be a nightmare to defend against when he’s on this form.
  18. The Moustache of Teale
    Man City goal within 2 mins then
  19. The Moustache of Teale
    Someone hurling a cabbage at the dugout should do the trick.
  20. The Moustache of Teale
    Completely overlooking the fact that we were completely outclassed in that game, and Arsenal should have been out of sight by half time. If you’re constantly under the cosh and played off the park, you’ll eventually concede - the law of averages says there will be a mistake when the opposition is in your penalty area for the 50th time in a game. Until he takes personal responsibility for this shit show, nothing will change. In fact, it won’t even change then. The charlatan is out of his depth.
  21. The Moustache of Teale
    10-3 = 7 mate
  22. The Moustache of Teale
    The man’s going to have his work cut out.
  23. The Moustache of Teale
    Yeah I’ve always thought Rodgers was a shite manager
  24. The Moustache of Teale
    He’s gone full Odemwingie?
  25. The Moustache of Teale
    We have 2 other dedicated right-backs. Oh, hang on a minute…
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