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0-2, FM tactics would be to bring on a youngster...

He's on the bench at SHA, they better bring him on! 30 mins to go

Counter Strike is by far the best (IMO) but despite having the game for 10 years, I am still shit at it, like - really really shit. I cheer everytime I get a kill I'm that bad.

Where's your pic Patty??

We've also had her mum come into the room whilst the missus is performing an act on me under the covers, all the missus could do was blurt out 'I'm sucking his dong!' I wish married life was as fun.

When I was 17 my girlfriend's (now wife) little brother caught her on top of me stark naked, in the middle of a holiday hotel bathroom. From where he was standing the only thing he would have seen was a cock going up his sister The little shit told their mum, luckily she's one of the good ones and found the whole episode hilarious.

I liked the guy, he was honest and doesn't seem to have had much luck as a manager so far. He probably won't get a job as manager in this country again now

I've learnt from school & jobs that 90% of Asian people are glory supporters, Man United or Liverpool mostly.

RDR is Rockstar's greatest game IMO, it's one of the best games of all time too But GTA V shits all over IV, every mission was huge fun and is easily in my top 10 games

Hi

I cannot wait for this! I think it might be the best season yet, but I haven't read the books. Without spoiling anything, should it be as good as the other seasons based on the book? There's so many things going on I can't see how it will be a let down.

WE'RE **** SHIT

Give the guy a chance, he has a beard now In all seriousness, the guy had about 35 chances last season. EDIT at least he will be on the wing, so his defensive naivety won't show too much..

Another night of hell awaits... Bennett is starting? I despair

I'd use eBay instead, even with the sellers fees. Those websites offer you the lowest of the low

I love him, and he's the only manager that could match Fergie's mind-games, maybe even better them. I'm sure Fergie said that himself. He's a very clever man.

How hard is it to learn Rev? How hard to get the job etc? I'm actually quite interested and I'm applying. It is q huge risk though as I'm on decent money as a postie and the hours are good when you have a child..

^^^ Shearer "She jumped, spinned and she won the bronze medal. Well done to her."

If the game was just downing a pint, bottle etc then it might be OK/funny but it's turned into something that just shows how pathetic the younger generation is now. The most worrying part is a lot of them are people my age (25) that have no sign of maturity and are doing things I'd expect to have seen when I was 15. I've had a look at a few and I've seen some consisting of a girl sitting in a huge muddy puddle drinking various things, a guy downing a pint in the middle of a Uni lecture, someone drinking beer out of a digger, people sitting on the top of cars, a girl downing a drink on top of a horse in a supermarket (WTF???), a man drink mixed beer + shit, and many many more. Depressing. My goal in life is to make sure my daughter doesn't turn out like 90% of the youngens of today are.

Will you accept a VP parade invitation from AVFC?

No you would not. Predictable response that I knew would come when I suggested his name. His managerial career shits all over Lambert's, plus he's an excellent coach which is what our team desperately needs right now than an old fashioned manager.

I'd have Steve McClaren over Lambert anyday. I think he's gettable, and I think as our players are mostly inexperienced/young they'd respect him.

Please don't go on any ITV programme or Big Brother, I don't want to hate you.

Will she do a Lolley and ditch us now she's famous?

Just when Wenger thought this day couldn't get any worse. Please tell me there's a video.