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Postie should have delivered Gears and Mad Max today but he let me down. Was really looking forward to an hour on Mad Max before I came to work

Pretty sure he already plays for someone playing in Europe...

Swap deal for Berahino!!! Godspeed Agent Agbonlahor

Any winner that wasn't the reigning champion of their league should have an asterisk next to their name in the records.

Didn't he increase the wage bill and buy a load of deadwood, He had more money than Sherwood without having to sell and misspent it. No-one to blame but himself.

Or a Blue nose

Used to work in a bar with a guy who was known for being adventurous with his drug taking, I found one of those spare button bags on the bar with a designer label on it binned the button an put a decent amount of salt in it and sealed it back up. Saw the drug guy heading into the glasswash so I went over too: "Oi Steve, you seen this designer KET?" he made a line and snorted it, His face went red his nose started to run and his eyes watered as I laughed maniacally. Good times. Also worked in Oceana for about a year. I was on duty for a Vodbull event where a girl passed out blackout drunk as she was on the loo, went in with a female door supervisor and we had to forced the cubicle door. The door swings open and we are presented with the sight of the young student on the floor with a log hanging off the seat trailing her.

Installed this today: http://moboclean.com/ You select an app, then it reinstalls it with a "wrapper" that gives complete control over its permissions. It seems very good so far. Might an option for Stevo.

You can't, However, you can go into services and disable Windows Update. You don't get any updates at all though.

Which manager? Timothy Alan Sherwood, est 1969. Source? When a man and a woman love each other very much...

Berahino unfollowed Tesco on twitter, he's off.

Sound stopped working from my speakers yesterday, but headphones worked fine. Thought I might as well turn updates back on, sound works today. Haven't got clue if this is W10 related or not, no idea what's causing it.

He'll play at Chelsea, and have the benefit of both learning from Terry and being able to keep an eye on him (not sure if he's got a missus)

Extra cliff hangers in books that are part of a series, I'm already invested in ready the full set there's no need for extra drama that will be resolved within the first few chapters of the next book.

Dwarf on Elf you philistine!!!

I upgraded from Windows 7 straight away, everything seemed slightly better until Wednesday when an automatic update broke my sound/speakers. I was livid, nearly missed out on a weeks worth of Sky Go viewing at work. Had to disable the update service then run a system restore.

Balo off to Lazio? Is that not where this Balde keita diao kid is from? get a bid in!!!

Lives up to the title then...

President Deez Nuts

Done

He's looking like a great signing for Liverpool...

STOP THE PRESS!!!!!!!!!! A team other than Liverlol have bid for a Southampton player, Utd have bid for Mane.

No rush with the big guy, he's ready when he's ready.

Injury record. That is all.

Not a fan of the strip, apparrently.