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Paddywhack

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  1. ...naaaah, what? pffttt I was...joking and that...
  2. I'm a 26 year old bloke who doesn't believe in ghosts or monsters, so why do I still get scared going up the stairs in the dark thinking something's going to jump out on me?
  3. Well done lads, some great times! ...I did it in 2hr14. I'm happy with that though, really.
  4. I talk to myself, I just don't realise I'm doing it until someone catches me. At my sisters wedding last week, I went to the toilet to look at the rash that was appearing on my neck. I started muttering to myself about how I need to start shaving better and how the suit was rubbing my neck, when I heard one of the ushers sniggering from the cubicle, asking what the **** I was on about. You couldn't see the rash on my neck anymore, for I was bloody blushing after that anyway, I can tell you! Har har! ...is it home time yet?
  5. When you find something to keep your hand warm...LIKE A GLOVEEE
  6. I know lapalfan. I can confirm he does this kind of thing a lot, but when there's people there too. Otherwise how else would I know? I don't stalk him or nuffin! By the way lapalfan, you have a brake light out.
  7. I went for my last run before Sunday last night, ran 5.5 miles in 52 minutes. I'd be happy if I can keep up that kind of pace. Half way round though, my shin, calf and ankle starting hurting on my right leg and my left knee went. And then I got a bloody fly in my eye. I felt like the Hunchback of Notre-Dame running around Oldbury.
  8. You're not alone. Stella is renowned for behaviour you don't get from other lagers. It's the Buckfast of the lager world. A mate of mine gets extremely beligerent on it to the point where his Mrs won't let him drink it (and he agrees with her). I always use to think it was a myth until recently, but I'm the same on it, it turns me into a right horrible prick.
  9. I guess I'm just being ignorant, but I've never really enjoyed any alcoholic beverage for the taste, I drink to get pissed. So when I go the bar, I order a pint of the cheapest lager they have. *awaits abuse*
  10. I once got arrested for entering my pin into a cash point.
  11. Women are weird aren't they? One sat next to me at work just started crying when she found out that basically all the work she has done today is pointless and so she's had a wasted day. Annoying, I guess, but something to cry over? Worst part about it is, she was sat there for a good few minutes and I was just sat there not knowing what to do.
  12. Paddywhack

    Hats

    I bought one like this a few years back from River Island and I love it because...
  13. £11,001 saved and £501 in my everyday account. Did I win?
  14. I'm probably completely wrong, but I got the impression you could carry on with your PC save on your PS Vita? So maybe you can on your iPad too. I dunno, I'm out of my depth here.
  15. I was playing solitaire and minesweeper on my laptop last night. "It'll be here soon, don't worry...it'll be here soon..."
  16. Ahh shite. I've just realised the Birmingham Half Marathon is the same day as Spurs at home. Kick off's at 4, race starts about 11ish? Bit of incentive to get over the finish line I guess.
  17. Who did he run up to on the bench after scoring?
  18. Oooh, I didn't even think about that, sounds good. She can sort out the photographer, flowers, caterers, DJ and all that, I'll sort out the beer. Cheers!
  19. Me and the future Mrs Paddywhack have been looking at wedding venues recently. We found one that she loved and we think we're going to go for, but there's just one thing niggling me about it; they didn't have lager on tap. Think I'm okay to tell her I don't want to get married there because they don't have lager on tap?
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