DJ_Villain

When he wakes up in the morning, Roy Keane pisses excellence

Adam Rachel Made one sub appearance after Michael Oakes got sent off and his first job was to save a penalty against Blackburn

Proper lion was our Martin... Only with us for a short stretch but made an impression on anyone that loves the Villa... If only, by some bending of the time-space continuum, he and McGrath could have been in the same team together... What a defense that would have been!

Can someone make a cardboard cutout of Roy Keanes beard and print out enough copies to hand around Villa Park for the game this weekend? Aside from winning of course; that would literally make my day the best ever if I were to switch the computer on to watch the game from here in Thailand and see the entire Holte End wearing Keano style beards

But Millwall isnt in Burmondsey... So really, going back to the original post, their name doesnt relate to their geographical location

Millwall are based in Burmondsey... Does that count?

Just winning it shouldn't be enough for a club of our stature in the game, we should give the other team a 2 goal start and play the last 30 mins with a random bloke from the crowd in goal. Otherwise it'll feel like we cheated our proud history. Oh come off it... At least give the opposition a bit of a chance...

God help us if we ever need to rely on that second string side... Nothing puts the fear of crap into me more than seeing the words Baker and Clark next to eachother on a team sheet...

^^^^ This! I would bet money the bomb squad was that little tossers idea too...

Can't believe he is only 25... He looks like a 42 year old electrician called Keith...

Huh huh huh.... Come to Butthead... Huh huh huh huh huh

Wasn't there a rumour flying round that he and KEA had an argument in the car park? Considering Richardsons contribution these first few games; not a bad trade off whatsoever!

On another note... Doesn't anyone think that little dog 'Boo' is so cute its bloody irritating... Every time I see a picture he looks so goddamn happy all the time... and I love dogs... Its just that dog is a prick!

For shits and giggles, replace the word 'happy' with 'batty'... Makes it sound a little bit more apt...

What are the odds at the bookies for 4 wins in the next for games I wonder...

For all expansive circuses, thanks!

(Ahem) "to all intents and purposes". http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=For%20all%20intensive%20purposes Read again... 1. For all intents and purposes = Correct 2. To all intents and purposes = Correct 3. For all intensive purposes = WRONG! You should have paid attention in English class! I did read it; I posted it for comical reasons

(Ahem) "to all intents and purposes". http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=For%20all%20intensive%20purposes

Has anyone got a gif. of this? I watched it online in Thailand and for all intensive purposes, it would have been more consistent listening to it on the radio...

This was class - as soon as the whistle went he just turned and looked for Baker to go and celebrate with - did the same with Vlaar too. Its become apparent since he has moved to Villa that all Senderos wanted in life was a good man hug...

But then again... Being a loudmouth trollop on social messaging sites and generally harping off on stuff to do with your famous husband and drawing attention to yourself probably isnt helping the situation either... She could join mother-child community groups to cope with the 'isolation and lonelyness'... but no, she decides to try and derail her husbands career instead... Sorry, but I couldn't give a rats backside about the stability of their marriage; All I want is whats best for the Villa and Matty wasn't doing too badly until all this started boiling up... Could she have handled it better? Yeah probably. Does that give justification for people who don't know her and have never met her to call her a trollop and make decisions that affect the lives of her children on her behalf? Probably not. The same part of your psyche that doesn't give a toss about her marriage probably means she doesn't care about you either. To be brutally honest, I don't even know how you'd go about measuring whether or not this has had a negative impact on Lowton and the club in general. He hasn't put in a transfer request (that we know of) which plenty of others would, so this would suggest he is keen to work his way back into the starting 11. He got dropped, other players filled in and contributed to the team. Either he stays or we sell him, presumably at a profit, but if not then so be it. Alternately, how dedicated to Villa is he likely to be when facing divorce proceedings and child custody battles because he told his wife to get a grip and she told him to do one? At the end of the day it's football. She didn't sabotage a state of the art medical research project or sink a cruise liner. She made some ill-advised comments on social media (imagine!) motivated by wanting what is best for her family. Yes, there are wider issues about the morality of overpaying footballers at play here, but I think someone getting ripped to pieces by football fans (not saying you) who treat other people's private lives as some sort of phone-in soap opera is also an issue. Sorry; I disagree... 'decisions that affect the lives of her children'... They moved an hour(ish) down the road from Sheffield to Birmingham because thats where her well paid famous husbands job took them (which when she saw how much her was going to be paid, I would bet my knackers that she was over the moon about at the time)... They werent moving to Plymouth or the Gaza strip! There are no language barriers (aside from regional accents between Yorkshire and the West Midlands) that should have effected her assimilation into the local area... and EVEN IF THERE WERE... Good old Sheffield wasn't far away... Sorry, but no sympathy from me... People move because of work; my family moved 3 times when I was growing up from Brum to County Durham to Croydon to Southampton... and I guarantee my dad was on less wages and we moved further away from where we were currently settled and where we had family and friends... but thats life...

But then again... Being a loudmouth trollop on social messaging sites and generally harping off on stuff to do with your famous husband and drawing attention to yourself probably isnt helping the situation either... She could join mother-child community groups to cope with the 'isolation and lonelyness'... but no, she decides to try and derail her husbands career instead... Sorry, but I couldn't give a rats backside about the stability of their marriage; All I want is whats best for the Villa and Matty wasn't doing too badly until all this started boiling up...

No... he didn't... He should have stayed here where the we loved him, appreciated him for what he did and gave him the stage for people to say 'Wow, you know that James Milner at Aston Villa, he is a fine player... Good to see finally he has found a club that has given him the opportunity to show what he is made of'... We wanted him here... Twice... Man City only wanted him to destablise us like they did with Barry... We were the ones knocking on the C.L door and they wanted to skin us for what we had so they could take our place... They were signing David Silva, Yaya Toure, Kolarov and Balotelli in the same transfer window... They didn't need James Milner... They just wanted him so we couldn't have him and Milner should have been a little more savvy and loyal to have seen that... Back to Delph... Top lad, but like all players that leave us... I will only wish them well if its to another country or due to retirement...

Bit of a silly comment. They've been together since school, I believe, and have more than one (3?) kids together. It's just possible that his relationship with his wife, and her happiness, matters more to him than football. And maybe, just maybe, that's a fair ordering of his priorities for him, no matter how inconvenient it is for us. It is in no way fair as we pay him a hell of alot of money to be a professional and take his job serious. He will only be a professional footballer for a short period of his overall life and if he had any cop on he would make the most of it. It seems to me like he is probably joined at the hip with his missus and that can be a good thing if she is a good woman but can also be a bad thing if she is a selfish control freak or the like. Bottom line, you don't know anything about their home life, relationship, marital situation or whatever. Yeah and I don't care about it, all I care about is what he does for Aston Villa because that's what he is paid to do. I'd be fairly confident that the club see it this way also Completely agree with you. He is being paid thousands a week to kick a ball and his gobby missus can only piss and moan because she misses a shithole like Sheffield that is (in the grand scheme of things) only a small stretch down the road? Its not like he decided to up sticks and play for Sparta Prague! I wonder how much of a whinge she had when he went on loan to Hungary all those years ago!

In what universe? OFSTED!