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A year and a half of lots of huff and puff, and still no end product. Flattered to deceive on occasion, but mostly below par performances. Needs to go in January, if possible.

I understand his frustration. Without an interview, no one would know how much care and enthusiasm he took in sewing his coaching badges onto his tracksuit. He's also a dab hand at polishing boots, I hear.

"Looks promising". And I'm pretty sure when we're fighting another relegation battle in the Championship, he'll still be looking promising.

His value must have doubled

How is it counter-productive to not give money to incompetents who squander it?

It's the scoring that matters. It was a classic Gabby performance today, lead by example and will be well up for the Liverpool game now.

The Villa board always need someone to put into the black magic bomb squad ritual.

Well, that concludes it then; We're too good to go down lol

If he leaves, i hope he goes in the knowledge that the vast majority of villa supporters would have liked to have seen him play and that we're disappointed as he his that it hasn't worked out due to the bad injury and poor management.

when playing in a team that has about as much movement as Stephen Hawking's little toe, then yes his dribbles are mostly wasted.

Sounds like the club has it's very own uncle Albert. I wonder who Rodney is?

And the wooden spoon award goes to every Villa fan who has shown painstaking patience with this player for the past 4 months.

Albrighton had a superb game tonight helping Leicester beat Chelsea 2-1 to go top of the league again. I wonder if Paul Lambert was watching?

This guy should be a given a chance to play up front. i think he's got goals in him and will at least give opposition something to seriously think about. As it stands right now, Ayew, Gestede & Gabby are of making life far too easy for defenders.

It's one thing to buy a pig in a poke. Its quite another to turn what you buy into a pig in a poke.

Is Dave Bassett available?

1. Guzan - KEEP (starter) 2. Baker - KEEP (Squad) 4. Vlaar - RELEASE 5. Okore - KEEP (squad) 6. Clark - KEEP (starter) 7. Bacuna - SELL 8. Cleverley - RELEASE 9. Sinclair - KEEP (squad) 10. Weimann - SELL 11. Agbonlahor - KEEP (squad) 12. Cole - RELEASE 14. Senderos - RELEASE 15. Westwood - KEEP (starter) 16. Delph - KEEP (starter) 18. Richardson - KEEP (squad) 20. Benteke - SELL 21. Hutton - KEEP (squad) 23. Cissokho - SELL 24. Sanchez - SELL 25. Gil - KEEP (starter) 27. Kozak - KEEP (squad) 28. N'Zogbia - SELL 31. Given - KEEP (Squad) 34. Lowton - SELL 40. Grealish - KEEP (starter)

He'd be a better footballer if he worked on his left foot in training. Too many times he cut inside from the right and didn't/couldn't deliver a cross. If he could play on the left side he'd be able to do what he did for his goal more often.

Not going well is it Paul? "....You have to progress, you can’t stand still. You have to keep going."

His pace and excelleration on and off the ball used to cause other teams a headache. I don't think any team is seriously concerned about him anymore. He's never been the same since "bulking up" his muscles. IMO, it was this that was likely to have given him more than the usual amount of injuries over the past 4 years, and being constantly played out of position has contributed to his form steadily declining. Lambert still must think there's a hope he could recapture his form like he had under MoN. It's not impossible, but IMO Gabby should go back to the size his body was naturally before and work at improving his play in the role Lambert's giving him.

Hutton MoM, worked his nuts off against Bolasie and Saha. Benteke has to create his own chance for a superb goal Poor game of football though

This gif has been the highlight of the thread It's been the gif highlight of my life (with the possible exception of Bowery spinning in the wheelchair). Partly because it's such a mystery; who is that man, whys he so happy, who made the gif? Have no idea who the chap is but he reminds me of the type of person who would be a contestant on Going For Gold!!! (showing my age a little there!) It's Ron Paul, a US congressman Clicky

This is our year, we won't let this one slip

More like f**king Timotei lol

Deep down he knew he couldn't out live Cliff Richard