TheMelvillan

Pau would have to be the Villain !

Footballers who say they'll only join a champions League team are such tools. Like, earn your money and reputation by helping a team get into champions League rather than just join one that are there ya lazy privileged git

Everyone calling bailey a flop but Jadon Sancho cost three times what we paid for bailey and I wouldn't swap them Diaby looks a hell of an exciting player. Who doesnt love a lightening quick, tricky wee winger willing to take on his man, chipping in with goals and assists!

Brill sleuthing @pintpotvilla Good job I'm all excited now

"Poor Youri, I knew him Horatio"

It looks like like the dog shape I make when trying to do shadow puppets

Looked good on Youri

You better be talking about Davis!

Just checking in. So, we signing this Buendia fella or what then?

I'm gonna say it..... He'll be like a new signing next season Can't wait to see him back playing. Have liked the small amount we have seen him so far

Been thinking about mings with all this. The club has just signed a player for a near club record for your exact position. I hope they consult and communicate and explain it to him well cos I can't help but feel that, especially after last year, Ty needs a bit of a break from the constant challenges and set backs that he always seems to come up against I have no doubt he will rise to it and ultimately improve as a result

Apart from anything else it's nice too see the new home shirt didn't put him off signing

he should go to Arsenal for the lols

Declan rice is decent and all but this valuation is complete madness!

Theres something collectively ingrained in us villa fans that we can't accept the idea of signing excellent players in positions where we already have excellent players and letting them fight for their position Is it just put recent history of mediocrity or a self deprecating thing Top teams fans don't get nervous when they sign top players to compete with who they already have . Arsenal fans won't be crying about signing havertz when they already have an abundance of attacking talent. We have to accept we are entering a new and improved phase of our existence where we need to be building a full squad of excellent players. Not 14 excellent players and a bunch of vaguely competent individuals to make up the numbers. Theres also a bit of sentimentality we can't shake where we have our favourites who have served us well and maybe don't deserved to be dropped for someone new. But I think we need to allow natural selection decide who deserved to be starting for Aston villa. It's something that needs to be earned, not given

Trying to find the fabled cheese room perhaps? He does look a little bit like Wallace from Wallace and Gromet come to think of it

flip im so pale i'd look like I was running around in an aussie rules shirt

carded now too

dunno if true but...

unless of course the tread goes below the legal limit and then absolutely do change

moreso than Olsen, yes

It'll be a goodyear when that happens

All I know is that Leicester need to engage in some manscaping

foolish. left more witnesses that way.