8pints

Wise words

Surely he could have just run past him there. Not a nice first instinct to have in that situation, Kamara.

Weimann - the £1:50 hattrick

Will they keep hold of Sessegnon I wonder?

Ooo, here we go...

It's that thin white building halfway up the hill.

1-0 to them HT We're driving forward well, just a lack of end product, looking a bit shaky down the left side defensively, as @Lichfield Dean says.

@Lichfield Dean and again from O'Hare.

The game's on youtube

I hear a lot of good things about West Brom's Rekeem Harper whenever I'm out and about working in that area. Supposed to be an up and coming energetic midfield dynamo, which is the type we need.

If we score more goals than 'Boro I'm confident we'll get through.

Took a few people to the cinema today and they chose to watch 'Every Day' I'd not heard anything about it but it was a very interesting story, very positive and all about acceptance. It's a sort of YA sci-fi gentle comedy love story. Aimed at an audience younger than most of us but still a nice message.

Yep, there's some messy stuff out there.

Grealish is better than Salah. Three years younger than him and already decades ahead football intelligence wise.

It's all about the goalkeeper jersey.

I think it would have been better if the awards were massively oversized, they look a bit tiny.

Three tortoises, Mick, Tumble and Paddy, decide to go on a picnic. So Mick packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them ten days to get there. When they get there Mick unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Give me the bottle opener." "I didn't bring it," says Tumble. "I thought you packed it." Mick gets worried, He turns to Paddy, "Did you bring the bottle opener??" Naturally, Paddy didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from Home without a bottle opener. Mick and Tumble beg Paddy to go back for It, but he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Paddy sets off down the road at a steady pace. Twenty days pass and he still isn't back and Mick and Tumble are starving, but a promise is a promise. Another five days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally, they can't take it any longer so they take out a Sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Paddy pops up from behind a rock and shouts........ "I KNEW IT!......I'M NOT GOING!" Look at his rubber sword bending on the frame.

He's come a long way since his cameo in Father Ted

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You could just...change the channel.

@imavillan The fish would most likely suffocate after being out of the water for such an amount of time thus would float to the top of the water once thrown back in, therefore being clearly identifiable to the warden. This guy would eat the fish so it wouldn't be a waste of life.