This.
Why the **** does everyone want to play these rocket polishers?
It's a no-win situation - if we lose, we won't hear the end of it for years. If we win they'll make up some bullshit excuse.
Of course, not to be outdone by the Yammers, small heath knuckledraggers will totally destroy whatever part of the ground they are housed in. So, large repair bill.
Don't forget the MASSIVE policing bill too.
And not forgetting the untermensch will be more interested in stabbing people than watching the actual game. So violence and possible pitch invasions (which we really can't afford) are on the cards.
No, sorry, I don't want to play these shitnibblers. Ever.
Yeah forget having a derby. Why couldn't we get Carlisle at home!