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Has Chris Coleman ever done a good job anywhere other than with Wales? **** knows why he'd give up that job with Gareth Bale in your team to take over this lot.

Builders' bums. There's a fat lad at work who exposes a good third of his bum crack whenever he bends over. It's absolutely horrendous.

Kiwi accents somehow take the most annoying bits of the Aussie and South African accents and jumble them all together. Not my favourite.

A nice pub lunch with good company and good beer.

Each new day is a smaller proportion of your life. I think that's why time seems to go quicker the older you get.

Newspapers burying apologies like that really pisses me off. They should be made to give as much space to apologising as they did on the original article, if not more.

In every sport it's taken a long time to bed the system in, with trial and error, tweaks here and there to get it right. Problem is that by definition they have to really do it in high profile matches where all the technology is there, so it creates a load of attention and cynicism as something doesn't go smoothly (and doesn't help that most pundits are thick as shit). I also see a problem where referees end up becoming overly cautious and check more than is strictly necesssary. If you compare it to run outs in cricket, it got to a point where almost every single decision was sent upstairs even if they're out by a mile. The good thing about what they finally implemented in cricket is they put it in the hands of the players so it's a bit of a 'put up, or shut up' situation, if you think the decision is wrong you appeal it, if the ref was right you lose your appeal. I'd prefer that kind of thing in football, partly because I think it would improve player behaviour if there was less incentive to con the ref and costing your team appeals.

I think they're taking religion being a load of old bollocks a little too literally.

It's something I haven't been able to get my head around. Would the income be enough to live off, or a smaller amount that everyone tops up with work?

We've had bugger all here today which is a shame.

Yes it's on there

All are worth watching, even if it's just for the villains in each series. I think Ewan McGregor is a bit dodgy in series 3 but I've never really thought much of him as an actor anyway.

I swear Bob Mortimer is the funniest man ever to have existed, but agree some of Vic and Bob is a bit marmite. Johnny Vegas seems to have got funnier the older and more sober he has got imo. Agree about Lemon and Fielding, though the latter gets credit for Richmond in the IT Crowd.

I think I'd start off alright, then it'd just go downhill from there. Seriously though it's one of those things I've always fancied doing having watched it on TV, until the Olympics last week where they had cameras at the top looking over the skiers shoulder and it looked terrifying. I'd just pussy out just like when we did abseiling at school no doubt. I'm really not good with heights.

I actually reckon the future will be pretty boring. Brexit will be fine, there will be no nuclear wars, the world's population will peak at about 10 billion and standards of living for the poorest will improve, global warming will be kept under control eventually. What happens to the Villa **** knows.

Real, especially Ramos, do it a lot too. Good on the ref though.

Will Chris Jericho be at Wrestlemania? I'm not really fussed about watching it at the moment, obviously Styles v Nakamura will be worth watching and KO always is but there's not much else.

We went to Washington via Schipol, it was a bit of a trek across the airport and we just about made the flight but our luggage didn't. I've discovered that spending a little more to go direct is worth the money, as is packing a spare pair of boxers (though I generally did that anyway as i was on a flight where an old man pooed himself once and it was horrid), socks and t shirt.

Me too. A snake's bite is venomous, not poisonous Really how the hell did anyone vote for him is beyond me, what an absolute hateful prick.

On Masterchef when they put about 74 ingredients in one dish and it goes tits up. I can't cook for shit but even I know not to do that.

Wednesday looks a bit like a clubbed seal

Yeah I think they used British actors to play a large number of the American soldiers to keep the costs down as they were recording it over here, now they get a zillion quid per movie. Great series though. The Pacific is good too.

I **** hate hearing my voice back when it's recorded, I sound completely different to what I think I sound like. Accent wise just a boringly average southern accent, not too posh, not too chavvy.

I thought that was the whole idea of the straight man/funny man thing.

That just seems such a strange way to look at things! The best thing about decent comedies is that they're usually only between 20 and 30 minutes long and they cheer you up in no time.