sharkyvilla
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Probably karma for my post about cricket being a game for people with decent attention spans and intelligence yesterday, as our players keep displaying neither. Embarrassing dogturd.
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My local ground Horsham hosts a lot of Sussex 2nd XI games which are free entry and the bar is open. Some of it is a decent standard, Marcus Trescothick was playing for Somerset 2nds while the T20 was going on and smacking it about last summer. It's a shame how his England career ended but he's still a class act.
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I've always been baby faced so never knew I could grow a beard until I had a very bad case of food poisoning and couldn't be arsed to shave for about 10 days. Then when I finally recovered and shaved I discovered I'd lost so much weight round my face I looked like I'd been in a concentration camp, so grew it back straight away. Had it ever since and just trim it once or twice a week.
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I don't want to sound arsey but I don't really get how general sports fans with a decent attention span and intelligence can grow up in this country and dislike cricket, especially when you add the social side of watching it too.
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My Dad drove a taxi at Gatwick and once had to take Zak Starkey back to his house as he forgot his passport and was going on tour with The Who. Apparently he was on the phone to the airline trying to get them to keep the gate open a bit longer using the 'do you know who I am?' schtick and they had no idea who he was. Should've called yourself Zingo mate.
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Fanboy/girlism. It's weird but it's what social media is all about, back in the day they'd probably be stalkers and possibly end up shooting or stabbing the celeb. Anyway glad you got it off your chest Lappy babes.
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I don't get why they gave Jose a contract extension when they did. It's not as if Utd were anywhere close to City or playing particularly great football at the time and there was plenty of time on his deal. Then again I don't know why they went for him in the first place.
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Noel's commentary on their videos is still one of the funniest things on the internet.
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I guessed it as Pink Floyd. Beyond the greatest hits I've never really delved into Led Zep's (or Pink Floyd's) back catalogue so I probably should have known the answer but didn't recognise it. It did sound a bit like something Noel Gallagher could have ripped off.
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Hollyoaks used to be good back in the day if you had nothing else to masturbate to.
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Too many arms WNB
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The BBC weather girl with one and a half arms. She's lovely.
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Awful. It's shocking that English football can't produce a better group of players than that.
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Really? I thought it was one of the most even 3-0s I've ever watched. If Chelsea had been given that penalty I reckon they'd have got a 2-2 draw. Messi made the difference as usual.
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Would it not be easier to just have put a bullet in his brain than all this chemical weapon carry on? It seems a very weird way of bumping someone off.
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Why does Hoddle always pronounce Willian as Will.I.An?
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I suspect Cardiff will slip up between now and the end of the season, and we can still win against them. It's just really bloody annoying.
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My problem isn't so much not thinking of something to say but I have the old problem where I say the bits I mean to say quietly loudly, and the loud bits quietly. For example, my boss goes 'Could you just give Caroline a push, she's struggling again' and I'd go 'Yeah that's ok, I'll give her a push....OFF A CLIFF' or I'd be 'mumble, mumble, mumble...YOU CLEARING IN THE WOODS'. I can't help it sometimes, it's like I start a sentence calm and get pissed off by the end of it.
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Weekends Football 10/11 March /Midwek Football 12/15 March
sharkyvilla replied to andykeenan's topic in Other Football
I love my football but I could never even remotely take it that seriously. Bunch of mongs. -
Finished Inside Number 9 and loved it. I've never seen The League of Gentlemen so I think I'll give it a whirl next.
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I'm not a comic book hero film watcher in general and thought I'd give Deadpool a whirl on Netflix because it sounded like a different take on the genre, but I had to turn it off halfway through. I really just don't get the appeal. Morena Baccarin looks a bit plasticy nowadays too, she was proper stunning in Homeland. Netflix had a really good run of films on at the turn of the year but it's dried up a bit.
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Coke is a more overrated drink than champagne. It's like fizzy marmite with a bagful of sugar thrown in.
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Weekends football 2/4 March/ Midweek Football 5 /8 March
sharkyvilla replied to andykeenan's topic in Other Football
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It's a bit like when you're at a restaurant and have to wait ages to pay the bill. You'd think they'd want to kick you out as quick as possible and get someone else in. When my Nanna was in hospital a few years back there was another old lady on the ward who kept lighting cigarettes next to her oxygen tank. The nurses couldn't work out where she'd stashed them all but my Nanna couldn't get out of there quick enough but had to wait for ages.
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You'd hate me as I often whistle that as part of my irritating whistling game. Also Rosey and Jim, Poddington Peas, Jurassic Park, the German national anthem, Question of Sport and Grandstand. My target is for someone else to get at least one of them stuck in their head and start whistling the tune(s) and if they do, I win. Nobody else knows they're playing along, they just get mildly annoyed.
