BOF Posted May 29, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 29, 2012 All yillan wanted was a cuddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 Fed up with the local fox crapping in our flower bed. Stepped up on the carnivorous side of the diet and started pissing on the flower bed myself. Hopefully it'll move the dirty little sod on. If he doesn't get the message, it'll be Mr Barnett's Black Widow out the bedroom window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 29, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 29, 2012 Is fox crap not good for the daisies then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted May 29, 2012 Share Posted May 29, 2012 It's not a big flower bed and it was getting a sizable sloppy turd every night. The flies obviously love it and the bed is maybe a meter away from the kitchen door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 30, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted May 30, 2012 The little kid from next door offering to mow my front lawn for a fiver. Couldn't really say no could i? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 30, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 30, 2012 Little kid after a tough half hour - "and I did the flowers for free" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnie Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA!!!! Also the talk of spelling and language on here is so boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 30, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted May 30, 2012 UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA!!!! Also the talk of spelling and language on here is so boring. Could do with a comma after "also". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 30, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted May 30, 2012 Little kid after a tough half hour - "and I did the flowers for free" To be fair, he did a better job on the lawn than I've ever done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Today I was driving along behind his woman who was cycling, I was going to overtake her when she swerved into the middle of the road and then stuck her arm out to indicate so I put the brakes on and she glared at me as if I was in the wrong! Cyclists should be made to pay road tax. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Today I was driving along behind his woman who was cycling, I was going to overtake her when she swerved into the middle of the road and then stuck her arm out to indicate so I put the brakes on and she glared at me as if I was in the wrong! Cyclists should be made to pay road tax. These ones will mess with a lorry or bus and end up glaring at the inside of a coffin one day, ironic really as this is the only place they can't do cyclist hand signals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Today I was driving along behind his woman who was cycling, I was going to overtake her when she swerved into the middle of the road and then stuck her arm out to indicate so I put the brakes on and she glared at me as if I was in the wrong! Cyclists should be made to pay road tax. These ones will mess with a lorry or bus and end up glaring at the inside of a coffin one day, ironic really as this is the only place they can't do cyclist hand signals. Another one today, cycling the wrong way down a one way street! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Mended one of the women at works home PC today , just the usual run of the mill Blue screen of death and what not she came back after work and gave me 3 bottles of win to say Thank You .. I bloody hate wine and ...................... They are only bloody French wine ....... Chocolate or beer ..chocolate or beer ..never wine , and never French stuff was a nice thought though and I'm sure I'll find a home for them at some point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted May 31, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 31, 2012 The bin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 if we have friends around after the pub closes and I run out of beer , cider , meths then I'll drink them ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentVilla Posted May 31, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 31, 2012 Drink your friends? You animal!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 31, 2012 Moderator Share Posted May 31, 2012 Its perfectly possible to post them to a home where they'd be appreciated... hold on I trust they are at least red wine ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Its perfectly possible to post them to a home where they'd be appreciated. BOF ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted May 31, 2012 Share Posted May 31, 2012 Wine can be useful, even if you don't drink it. I have four cans of Strongbow if anyone's interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 1, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted June 1, 2012 gave me 3 bottles of win They can bottle that now?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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