Shillzz Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 The fact that I bought a baby walker for my nephew's first birthday, and it came in more pieces than your average pack of M&Ms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDon Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Half empty packets of walkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Half empty packets of walkers. Multi-pack bags, i hear ya'. Seriously what is the point?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted August 4, 2011 Author Share Posted August 4, 2011 Stilt walkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zak Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 power walker (they do actually piss me off even though they shouldnt....just run!!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 Kids asking me why I'm buying salt 'n' shake and what the point of them is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 4, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted August 4, 2011 power walker (they do actually piss me off even though they shouldnt....just run!!!)Oh, definitely THIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted August 4, 2011 Share Posted August 4, 2011 how can you not love power walkers? seeing those chubby girls/old women stride down the road with all sorts of bits jiggling around? perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sureshot Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Some word removed's car alarm went off this morning at 8AM, waking me from my Sunday lie-in (and probably the rest of the neighbourhood). However, it wasn't one of the usual ones that gives up after about 10 minutes - it was one of those bloody custom ones that has about 10 different sounds and - apparently - doesn't automatically turn off within a reasonable amount of time. Whoever's car it was never came out (possibly the only person in the world not to hear it?), so it was literally going off for hours. Completely screwed my sleep schedule up as a result as, due to trying to battle through the effing amusement arcade that was going on outside, I ended up finally waking up at 1PM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.I.C.O. Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 You think that's bad? I have a morbidly obese clearing in the woods across the road several doors up who like clockwork finds a way to lock himself out of his house every saturday night, arriving back at 4am in a generally pissed-up state, banging on the door and shouting "SHAAARON" through the letterbox. She also takes ages to waddle down the stairs and open the door as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDon Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 Got into a fight last night for the first time in probably 10 years. Dumb clearing in the woods tried to start on a mate when there were 4 of us and just him. I try to play peacemaker and get the guy to cool down and realise he's not making the smartest move there, and he decides to take a swing at me instead. Chucked off a train and had to have a nice conversation with British Transport Police because some idiot had too many beers and thought he was a hard man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Had to spend an hour yesterday morning cleaning out the freezer due to me leaving 4 cans of Carling in there which exploded. Had a BBQ on Saturday and thought it was a good way to get the beer ice cold...worked wonders till i forgot about the 4 that i put in that never got drunk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Had to spend an hour yesterday morning cleaning out the freezer due to me leaving 4 cans of Carling in there which exploded. Had a BBQ on Saturday and thought it was a good way to get the beer ice cold...worked wonders till i forgot about the 4 that i put in that never got drunk! Schoolboy error, I bet your missus gave you a decent ear bending over the incident? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 I have a morbidly obese clearing in the woods across the road several doors up who like clockwork finds a way to lock himself out of his house every saturday night, arriving back at 4am in a generally pissed-up state, banging on the door and shouting "SHAAARON" through the letterbox. She also takes ages to waddle down the stairs and open the door as well. That's no way to talk about Ozzy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Kids asking me why I'm buying salt 'n' shake and what the point of them is The kids are right to be concerned. Salt 'n' Shake are hideous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Had to spend an hour yesterday morning cleaning out the freezer due to me leaving 4 cans of Carling in there which exploded. Had a BBQ on Saturday and thought it was a good way to get the beer ice cold...worked wonders till i forgot about the 4 that i put in that never got drunk! Schoolboy error, I bet your missus gave you a decent ear bending over the incident? To say she wasnt pleased would be an understatement mate! :x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 8, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted August 8, 2011 The fact that when you use the word that the word filter converts to "word removed" at the start of a sentence, it doesn't capitalise the "w". word removed. See? That had a capital "C" when I typed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 8, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted August 8, 2011 BTW, has my avatar disappeared? I can't see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Yes, it has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Yes, it has. Unless his avatar was a small red cross in a white box in which case it's still there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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