GarethRDR Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Rasslin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Oh God, it's Vince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 I made it slightly OT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 15, 2014 Author Share Posted April 15, 2014 So what if your thighs are thunderous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted April 18, 2014 Share Posted April 18, 2014 A friend of mine likes that sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI *The Techno rhythm hits and 2quartz pops out from behind the curtain dancing like the people in the above video, watch it if you don't know what that looks like.* 2Q: Pump up the jam! Pump it up! While your feet are stomping! And the jam is pumping! Look ahead, the crowd is jumpin' *They're not but still 2quartz continues putting more effort in now than before* 2Q: Pump it up a lot more! Get the party goin' on the dance floor! See, 'cause that's where the party's at! And (Getting frustrated by the crowd's non-reaction) you'd find out if you do that! *Some people try to usher 2quartz in to a little box that someone has written 'Shelter'across the top of it with a green felt tip but 2quartz wriggles free from them* 2Q: I don't want! A place to stay! Get your booty on the floor tonight! Make my day,,,and night! *2quartz looks at four individual audience members and addresses them individually* 2Q: Make my day (They turn away), Make my day (They turn away), Make my day (They turn away), Make my day (They turn away), *Finally 8pints makes an appearance, never thought we'd be pleased to see this guy, grabs 2quartz by the scruff of his neck and tosses him in to the ring* 8P: What are you doing, you tiny twix bar!? 2Q: Is that a racial slur!? 8P: It's just the way I speak, I've had a few drinks-- 2Q: --You know what I mean! 8P: Of course it isn't! 2Q: Good. Otherwise I'd tell Sol Campbell about you! 8P: Don't be bringing him up! 2Q: He's nice to me, he showed me his badge collection-- 8P: --I know, I know, you told me and I told you to shut up about it! 2Q: FIne. 8P: You're the one who says don't bring race in to it and then you're always bringing race in to it, you've been hanging around with-- 2Q: --I get ya. You should start talking about more of your Irish side, or maybe about both sides together? 8P: I could present myself as the Phil Lynott of VTW!? 2Q: Or the Samantha Mumba? 8P: Forget it. 2Q: If you say so. What are we doing out here anyway? 8P: I'm only out here stopping you dancing about like the Disco Dwarf! I don't know what you're doing out here! 2Q: I've forgotten now. 8P: Typical. 2Q: Any news on 55stripes? 8P: No, what about you? 2Q: None at all. *Both sigh* 2Q + 8P: Pub!? *They both nod and begin their exit* 2Q: *To himself* Pump up the jam! Pump it up! Pump it up! Yo! Pump it! Pump up the jam! Pump it up! Pump it up! Yo! Pump up the jam! Pump it up! Pump it up! Yo! Pump it! Pump up the jam! Pump it! *8pints slaps 2quartz across the back of the head as they disappear behind the curtain which concludes arguably their most pointless promo ever! And that's got some stiff competition...i.e; every single one of their promos!* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) Wainy316 Will job for likes! Edited April 23, 2014 by Wainy316 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Will job for likes! Must... not... fix... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Will job for likes! Must... not... fix... By all means do, but like my post first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Motherfudger. Title shot demanded! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post villaajax Posted May 23, 2014 Author Popular Post Share Posted May 23, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7oVffNIpIs 4th April The opening pyrotechnics for this POST-MCGRATHMANIA MADNESS captivate the crowd as LIMPID stands at the top of the ramp with a mic pressed to his lips! limpid talks about how much fun McGrathmania was and announces that at the NEXT PPV; "DHUTWU WITH A VENGEANCE!" THE MAIN EVENT WILL SEE MJMOONEY FEATURE IN A "BURIED IN A CASKET RETIREMENT MATCH!" Sounds of shock can be heard throughout the crowd! limpid tells the VTW Fans that he feels mjmooney's passion for the company is non-existent and this match will display if mjmooney's heart is really in the business or not! It will be a test of whether he'll fight for his survival and if he doesn't and he loses, that will be the END OF MJMOONEY! Talking over the gasps from the crowd, limpid explains the opponent will be limpid's choice and no one elses! It will be REVEALED AT THE PPV! limpid moves on to declare that TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT will be an "8-MAN WELCOMING PARTY MINI-RUMBLE!" The Rumble will introduce a batch of new stars that have just joined the roster with the winner getting a title shot! As limpid leaves, he cackles evilly, stating the reason the winner gets a title shot is to further annoy those currently employed by the organisation who complain they never get a title chance! omariqy v packoman Two of our most formidable competitors get us underway with an action-packed match that covers all areas! omariqy has packoman dazed and climbs to the top turnbuckle in a flying double axe-handle attempt but packoman reverses it in to a Full Nelson! omariqy is trying his best not to submit as he tries to shake packoman off! omariqy flings himself to the ground executing a make-shift jawbreaker! It works in the sense packoman releases his grip but that's because he's knocked out cold! Another problem for omariqy is he used the top of his head for that make-shift jawbreaker and the impact seems to have knocked him out too! The ref stands over them and gets all the way to ten with the count he calls out! Winner: Double Knock Out. INGRAM85 is in the middle of the ring, belt, briefcase and suit are in attendance! Ingram85 talks about how he is the perfect definition of a great a champion! STEVO985 with the interruption! He jumps in to the ring with gusto, grabs hold of the briefcase and bounces it off Ingram85's bonce! He has used Ingram85's own prop against him! Ingram85 is out cold and Stevo985 takes his chance to get the pin under 24/7 rules! Stevo985 is the new definition of a Champion now! POB + Dom_Wren vs Designer1 & RunRickyRun A match full of tension and testosterone! RunRickyRun is sent hurtling in to the corner POB stands beside by Dom_Wren! Dom_Wren follows it up with a running back elbow, look at those pythons! RunRickyRun is in trouble here! Dom_Wren goes for the tag but POB slips off the apron! Dom_Wren looks confused but POB protests that it was accidental and he just lost his footing! It looked deliberate to me! Designer1 takes the chance to run in and punish Dom_Wren from behind! Before the big guy can turn around Designer1 sends a knee straight in to that area between Dom_Wren's legs! The ref didn't see it! He was checking RunRickyRun was okay! The ref finally turns his attention back to the ring and ushers Designer1 to the apron! RunRickyRun has recuperated and exits the ring as Designer1 is wrapped up in discussion with the ref! RunRickyRun re-enters the ring with a steel chair and brings it down on the the top of an already vulnerable Dom_Wren! The ref hears the crash and turns back around! But RunRickyRun has already slid the chair out of the ring and covered Dom_Wren. 1...2...3! RunRickyRun and Designer1 get both the win and the hell out of there in case there's any retribution! POB jumps back in to the ring and berates Dom_Wren for losing the match! Dom_Wren tries to explain what happened and asks POB where he was and why he didn't offer much help but POB is all up in Dom_Wren's face and not listening at all! Dom_Wren snaps and slaps POB across the face! The fight carries on to the outside as security try to shepard them backstage! Winners: Designer1 & RunRickyRun We are getting reports CAREWSEYEBROWDESIGNER has injured his neck in training and is out for 8 months! And just like that stereotype about buses, not that they are smelly and full of tramps, the other one about how two come at the same time! Which incidentally, is the opposite of me and my wife! We are getting information of another injury!; A camera in the back picks up that AVFCFOREVER1991 has been attacked and seems to be critically hurt! Who did this!? His tag partner DIEGOD is there with LIMPID, both look concerned! DiegoD asks limpid to allow him a replacement partner for the non-title match tonight and limpid agrees! Ingram85 v Stevo985 - Hardcore Title - Hardcore Match. Ingram85 thought he would be coming in to this match to defend his title but because of the sneak attack earlier on, he's coming in trying to win it back! Ingram85 flies in to the ring clutching his briefcase, obviously, Ingram85 wants to use it in an attempt to ensure he wins the belt back! But Stevo985 grabs a hold of it and incorporates it in to a bridging fall-away slam! The briefcase slaps across Ingram85's torso in the middle of the move being executed! This is the second time tonight Stevo985 has used Ingram85's briefcase against him! Stevo985 goes for the early pin...1.....Ingram85 kicks out! They trade hardcore holds and staunch smashes! Ingram85 tips a trashcan over Stevo985's head rendering him blind and susceptible to punishment! Ingram85 forces Stevo985 to begin tumbling over whilst encased in the trashcan and adds a leg drop bulldog for extra impetus! The trashcan has dented to such a degree from this punishment that Stevo985 is unable to get out! It's closed over Stevo985's frame! Ingram85 turns to the ref and makes the case that Stevo985 is unable to continue! And the ref agrees! He calls this match in Ingram85's favour! Ingram85 collects the Hardcore title, slips it inside his briefcase for extra insurance and leaves the scene as Stevo985 is helped out by some bin men from the audience who kindly offer their assistance! Once Stevo985 is freed we can all clearly see he is not happy at all! He returns to the ring where the ref tries to explain that he had no other option but to award Ingram85 the win! Stevo985 is not buying it though and administers a sit-out scoop slam piledriver to the on-the-spot official! He'll be fined for that but I don't think he cares! Winner: Ingram85 8PINTS & 2QUARTZ are seen backstage, they have been searching for 55STRIPES the whole show, asking people if they have seen her or know anyone has but no one seems to have any leads, there's no tail to follow! The Job Squad vs DiegoD & ThunderPower_14 - Non-Title Tornado Tag match. We discover that the guy DiegoD has chosen to be his partner for this match is ThunderPower_14! These guys are compatriots, lets see if that helps their chemistry in the ring! This is a full contact match with all four participants giving it their all! Thunderpower_14 with a banana kick straight to Phumfeinz's mid-section! Wainy316 jumps Thunderpower_14 from behind and treats him to a back body drop! DiegoD gets involved locking Wainy316 in in to a barrel roll which turns in to a daisy cutter that sends Wainy316 bouncing out of the ring! DiegoD collects Thunderpower_14 and checks if he is ok! Phumfeinz hazily gets to his feet, he looks dazed! DiegoD locks a headlock on to ThunderPower14! Has he turned on his stand-in part so suddenly!? No! It's clearly something they've worked on as both charge towards Phumfeinz whilst keeping this shape for a devastating Battering Ram! Phumfeinz is knocked clean off his feet and with Wainy316 sprawled out on the concrete outside, Phumfeinz is in trouble! DiegoD graciously gestures to ThunderPower_14 that he can go for the pin, which he does...1...2...3! This Tag-Team, that has only been put together as a favour, has done the unthinkable and beaten the Champions! They congratulate each other as they make their way to back behind the curtain! Wainy316 crawls back in to the the ring and commiserates Phumfeinz! Winners: DiegoD & Thunderpower_14 We see a video GARETHRDR has created, lecturing us all about how great Germany is whilst he grips the World Title!. MAIN EVENT - 8-man Welcoming Party Mini-Rumble - Winner becomes No.1 Contender for a Title Before the match even begins, PELLE waddles out, dressed extravagantly and takes his seat at ringside. The meddling manager is probably out here to have a scout for any potential new talent. And I don't mean the attractive woman in the Freddie Mercury T-Shirt in the second row! Music booms out and our first new competitor makes his way to the ring. My notes tell me this is DAVE80! A music lover with designs on the hardcore title! He enters the ring just as our second competitor's introduction begins! And this is the guy we've all heard a lot about! Promos and interviews have all done their bit to help us get to know DODGY_KNEES! This new prospect from the Isle of Wight makes his way directly to the ring as fast as his rickety-kneed legs can carry him! dodgy_knees and dAVe80 trade a tirade of blows to each other's faces in the battle for early dominance until it's time for our third new guy to enter! Making his way to the ring now is KURTSIMONW! A predicted powerhouse from Lichfield! kurtsimonw joins the action and makes an instant impact by clotheslining dAVe80 over the top rope, sending him toppling to the concrete! Unfortunately for kurtsimonw, he has left himself open and dodgy_knees seems like quite the opportunist as he grabs kurtsimonw's legs and bundles him over the ropes to the outside too! kurtsimonw's stay in this match was short but effective! dAVe80 is pleased to have been reacquainted with the guy who eliminated him from the match so quickly and the two new guys make their exits whilst kicking and punching the hell out of each other as our fourth competitor makes his way down the aisle! This guy is known as XELA and is quite the character, seemingly moon-walking his way to the ring! This backwards shuffle gives dodgy_Knees time to prepare though and as soon as Xela steps in to the ring he receives a swift kick to the back of the head, which sends him straight back out again! Xela dejectedly makes his way back to the locker room for an early shower, mumbling something about a drug problem and it being the reason he got involved in the first place! He seems to be regretting it already! dodgy_Knees uses the time until the next wrestler arrives to climb the turnbuckle and taunt the fans about this all being a bit too easy for him! And the next guy up is TOMASZK! A star player hoping to make moves on this dance-floor! And he proves a much tougher test for dodgy_Knees than those who have gone before him! Beating him up and down the ring until it's time for the next new guy to get involved! Everyone's eyes look to the top of the ramp but there's no one there! Wait a minute! It appears this specific new guy is making his entrance from the rafters! Zooming down attached to a zip-wire! I'm lead to believe that this mad jabroni goes by the name of LAPAL_FAN! lapal_fan is making a bee line, or to put it better; zip-line, straight for the ring! Tomaszk sets dodgy_knees up for a body slam and executes it perfectly! This means dodgy_knees is laid out on the canvas whilst Tomaszk is standing tall but open for lapal_fan's attack! lapal_fan flies in to the ring with a dropkick straight to Tomaszk's chest which knocks him straight over the top rope meaning he is eliminated! The momentum takes lapal_fan over the top rope too though and the zip-wire breaks and lapal_fan tumbles to the ground, missing the ring! The outside ref confirms lapal_fan's foot brushed the top rope so this counts as an elimination! lapal_fan's time so far here in VTW as been brief but memorable! dodgy_knees has had a lucky escape there in my opinion, Tomaszk had the better of him but now dodgy_knees gets some well needed respite until the next competitor arrives! And here he comes, in actual fact, I should say, here they come! SAMJP26 and MILFNER have decided to make their entrance together! This brand new duo both slide in to the ring at the same time and set about dodgy_knees like a violent swarm of two! dodgy_knees was still laying on the floor, breathing heavy from the beat-down he took from Tomaszk! They lift him up in an attempt to get him out of this match! dodgy_knees is fighting for his survival as he's positioned on the top rope! He tangles himself up in the ropes, blocking any momentum to get him out of there! samjp26 and Milfner heave and heave but dodgy_knees has managed to wedge himself in there tightly! Wait a minute! We are witness to a double cross! samjp26, seemingly fed up with trying to budge dodgy_knees, turns his attention to an unsuspecting Milfner and tosses him clean out of the ring! Milfner is back to his feet on the outside with a look of disbelief across his face! Milfner tries to reach back in to the ring and the referees are having to restrain him! samjp26 laughs and taunts Milfner but he's taken his attention away from dodgy_knees! Stealthily, dodgy_knees untangles himself from the ropes and takes this chance to boot samjp26 out of the ring to the outside! There are no more wrestlers left! dodgy_knees has won! samjp26 and Milfner have to be separated by the outside refs as dodgy_Knees celebrates! He is clearly relishing his title chance! Pelle claims in to the ring and it appears as if he wants to chat coalition but dodgy_knees is seemingly too elated to concentrate! VILLAAJAX has made his entrance at the top of the ramp! He seems to have a remote control in his hand! He presses a large button on the remote which releases a whole load of gunge down on to the ring from above! It has completely covered dodgy_knees in ooze! "Welcome to VTW" villaajax snorts! Pelle got some of the spillage too! I bet he wishes he hadn't wanted to talk representation to rapidly now! I get the feeling the title dodgy_knees will have a shot at is the Intercontinental Championship, taking villaax's place as number one contender and villaajax knows this! No wonder villaajax is being cruel! Winner: dodgy_knees That ends another VTW is War, folks! Hope you enjoyed it and we'll see you next week! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Where the hell was Ginko?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Where was I ....... Arnie tell em like it is brah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 23, 2014 Author Share Posted May 23, 2014 You guys got moved down the card to accommodate for the superstars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Stevo, you took your vitamins, said your prayers and it wasn't enough. I shall now swim away with MY hardcore title. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted May 23, 2014 Moderator Share Posted May 23, 2014 I've never been in this thread before. I err.... Yeah... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 23, 2014 Author Share Posted May 23, 2014 We need a VTW version of Legends House. Holy balls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 One day........it will all be mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Not taking my debut defeat well Next time! Ingram, I got my eyes on that Hardcore belt!! It's my destiny!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunRickyRun Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Designer1 takes the chance to run in and punish Dom_Wren from behind! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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