Ginko Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 or smeg Why does a compliment have to be about appearance anyway? Appearance are often shallow even when they're sincere and heartfelt. You look really hot with Jenny Jones hair. Just sayin'. Thanks babes, you shallow bastard. Meh, I wouldn't say I'm shallow, but there is something to be said that appearances are somewhat important when meeting people. They're obviously not the most important thing about a person, far from it, but everyone feels an attraction to someone they think looks nice. It's a primal instinct, a part of nature. Female birds are attracted to the males with the brighter plumage, it's the same principle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Are you trying to say humans are birds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I know, I just couldn't accept the compliment without calling you shallow after my statement on the previous page Saying that though, I do give appearance compliments. But they always felt so forced. My ex knew that I thought she was tidy, why did I need to tell her? I'd much rather say nice things about her or the things she's done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 12, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 12, 2014 Feet are absolutely revolting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 plus there's a difference between a compliment and being Pervy. 'Compliment or Pervy?' would be a good gameshow, where things happen and the two teams have to guess if that's a pervy or complimentary thing to say, each week a different lady gives the definitive answer. Let's play now! Question On a crowded train, an inebriated man repeatedly sings the chorus of this song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcRpGpsFI5I To a young lady he is trying to woo....is that... Complimentary or Pervy? No one's going to play this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Its definitely got the makings of a Radio 4 comedy show. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I have no issue with feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 12, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 12, 2014 Pervy.I have no issue with feet.you're dead to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 'Compliment or Pervy?' would be a good gameshow, where things happen and the two teams have to guess if that's a pervy or complimentary thing to say, each week a different lady gives the definitive answer. Let's play now!Question On a crowded train, an inebriated man repeatedly sings the chorus of this song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcRpGpsFI5I To a young lady he is trying to woo....is that...Complimentary or Pervy? No one's going to play this game. Pervlimentary 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Not in a sexual way. I just don't see the issue. My ex hated them. Used to wind her up something rotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Are you trying to say humans are birds? That is exactly what I am saying. I wouldn't call feet gross per se, but I certainly wouldn't want them anywhere near my face or want to partake in any sexual activity with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 If you want to really get into it, there's a great article by Lisa Bloom that was published in the Huffington Post entitled 'How to Talk to Little Girls'. (Because it starts from there.) http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lisa-bloom/how-to-talk-to-little-gir_b_882510.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 I'm partial to a nibble mid-coitus. I want that on my gravestone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Footjob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 (edited) Its definitely got the makings of a Radio 4 comedy show. You can be the Producer I have no issue with feet. That can be the name of the Gameshow. Pervy. You can be the team captain of one of the teams and that's your answer. Pervlimentary You're the wacky one on Stevo's team. We just need another answer to be a different team, a female to say something funny and the Ajax/Tony Coalition to slate her and then a female to provide the definitive answer... Edited February 12, 2014 by 8pints 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Is there an incest round? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Is there an incest round? If you or anyone else can provide an incest related compliment otherwise I'm not sure that one will provide much sway (He's the musical guest one week) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Someone else did. But I can't remember who is was. I'm going to go digging. I want to say a Scandinavian. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Footjob? No, no. Those are terribly uncoordinated and one's testes are rather bruised as a result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Someone else did. But I can't remember who is was. I'm going to go digging. I want to say a Scandinavian. "You know how getting on with your in-laws can be awkward? Well..." That could be a good one ^^ depending on how well you get on with your family...well, the other members of your family, obviously you get on quite well with one of them if you're in this situation. Actually your interview you're writing about in another thread reminds me of when I was in year 9 all those years ago in R.E class and the teacher said we could ask any question we wanted to. So this scruffy kid stood up and asked "Is masturbation incest?" The teacher just blushed, I don't know what type of answer that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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