CI Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 lifetime devotion, long, slow kisses that last for days, midnight massages It all sounds a bit desperate Dante Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted November 8, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 8, 2011 Too soppy. The humour approach is good, but the whole "lost smile" thing is a bit...well...gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 It was only meant as a giggle FFS I haven't really changed my profile to that. I like the concept though. Just needs rewording. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Laura is a bird! She will know if it sounds a bit too soppy/clingy on the 2nd paragraph or not? Laura, your opinion is needed Well... and I may be thinking a little too far down the line (girls do that) but another spin on the profile politics, say you meet the girl of your dreams on POF and you get married, just know that whatever you write WILL be read out by your Best Man on your wedding day. With that profile, you may be handing your best man the most epic material any best man has ever been given in order to crucify a groom in front of his entire friends & family and new wife's friends and family.... Just sayin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 It was only meant as a giggle FFS I haven't really changed my profile to that. I like the concept though. Just needs rewording. Ah cool sorry Dante. When you reword it, just dont use ANY of the previous words you have used in the last one :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I liked it. You can wash my back anytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Laura is a bird! She will know if it sounds a bit too soppy/clingy on the 2nd paragraph or not? Laura, your opinion is needed Well... and I may be thinking a little too far down the line (girls do that) but another spin on the profile politics, say you meet the girl of your dreams on POF and you get married, just know that whatever you write WILL be read out by your Best Man on your wedding day. With that profile, you may be handing your best man the most epic material any best man has ever been given in order to crucify a groom in front of his entire friends & family and new wife's friends and family.... Just sayin'. Yup that is true. as a woman, would you reply to him after reading that profile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 It's all a bit mad this online dating malarky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I liked it. You can wash my back anytime. Shampoo, Conditioner and combing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 A portable walrus polishing kit will do the job. Assortment of brushes to clean even the trickiest of seabound mammals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Trust a woman to hit the fast forward button straight to the wedding day ! This is why there are so many issues in relationships Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 as a woman, would you reply to him after reading that profile? You know what, if that reflects the kind of guy that he is, then it will attract the kind of girl that likes that kind of guy. Winner. So he should write what is most like something he would say, not something that just stands out for the sake of standing out, or something that is run of the mill when he feels he is anything but an ordinary guy. I reckon forget the do's and don'ts, just do you, Dante. He has the main things going for him with regards to dating in general, online, offline, in a bar, whatever. And he knows what he wants. Those are the most important things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I reckon forget the do's and don'ts, I'll do you Dante. . Result. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 as a woman, would you reply to him after reading that profile? You know what, if that reflects the kind of guy that he is, then it will attract the kind of girl that likes that kind of guy. Winner. So he should write what is most like something he would say, not something that just stands out for the sake of standing out, or something that is run of the mill when he feels he is anything but an ordinary guy. I reckon forget the do's and don'ts, just do you, Dante. He has the main things going for him with regards to dating in general, online, offline, in a bar, whatever. And he knows what he wants. Those are the most important things. Haha are you a politician, Laura? You didnt answer the question :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Dante, here's an idea, just run with that profile for now, see what the response is like over the next 24 hours then review If you get some bites, we'll do the VT vote off thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 8, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 8, 2011 Girls like kittens, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Yup they do..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 Dante, here's an idea, just run with that profile for now, see what the response is like over the next 24 hours then review If you get some bites, we'll do the VT vote off thing Haha, OK. I'll change it when I get back from the gym this evening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money I don't know who I judge more; you for typing that or me for knowing what it's from. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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