GarethRDR Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 women should open their holes for them. You should think about writing a romantic novel Yeah; "Mills & Poon". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted November 8, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 8, 2011 I've been tempted to use this site before but never had the balls to actually do it. Think it's having to write your own profile, i just hate doing that! Never know what to say, or even which picture to upload, they all look crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I've been tempted to use this site before but never had the balls to actually do it. Think it's having to write your own profile, i just hate doing that! Never know what to say, or even which picture to upload, they all look crap Why dont you let some of us do it? Im sure between myself B6BLOKE and Irrelevent we could furmulate a cracker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodytom Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I've been tempted to use this site before but never had the balls to actually do it. Think it's having to write your own profile, i just hate doing that! Never know what to say, or even which picture to upload, they all look crap No need for pictures - Use your Villatalk username - theyl get the message Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted November 8, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted November 8, 2011 Why dont you let some of us do it? Im sure between myself B6BLOKE and Irrelevent we could furmulate a cracker! I've got half-way through reading the honey-trap thread... i'm not sure that's such a good idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I've got half-way through reading the honey-trap thread... i'm not sure that's such a good idea Fair enough...the offers always there tho! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Why dont you let some of us do it? Im sure between myself B6BLOKE and Irrelevent we could furmulate a cracker! I've got half-way through reading the honey-trap thread... i'm not sure that's such a good idea Wimp!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 2. Do not post any of the pictures I have seen of you on this forum. Ouch! That's cold man! Women can be so cruel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I've been tempted to use this site before but never had the balls to actually do it. Think it's having to write your own profile, i just hate doing that! Never know what to say, or even which picture to upload, they all look crap It hasn't stopped Dante (Laura's words not mine) 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 Don't make me pelvic thrust towards your general direction. Anyway, profile post: Headline: Lost smile - Reward for recovery I'm putting out a world wide web bulletin to get everyone's help. You see, I've lost my smile. I'm not really myself without it. I have a couple leads that give me hope that it may have been found, including a vague description. She appears to be between 26 and 32 years old, but may appear younger than her age. She at least 5'5" (I am 6'), not a bbw, but doesn't live at the gym either. She has high-maintenance looks with a down-to-earth attitude, values, and personality. She loves rock and may be found at concerts. I have conflicting reports on hair colour. She's intelligent with her own career and not dependent on someone to support her. If this person can be found, I can offer a reward of lifetime devotion, long, slow kisses that last for days, midnight massages, a partner that loves to cook and doesn't mind sharing in the household chores, someone to wash your back, a shoulder to lean on, and someone who will hold you at night. If you think you may have found my smile, please e-mail me as I really need it to be myself. Thanks. I got bored with the 'I'm a genuine guy, I like this and that, this is important to me' etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 *swoon* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 wash your back!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 You really should just put a picture of your cock up and leave it at that, Dante. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 ahhh, the old back wash classic, approoach eh ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 You spelt cock with an 'r' on the 3rd line! No offense Dante, but the profile is a bit too soppy especially on the second paragraph. It just sounds weird. wash your back???wtf?? Share household chores? You sound like a clingy, OCD ridden weirdo with a fetish for clean backs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 It as meant to get a smile. I'm not seriously going to wash someones back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I wouldn't say 'not a bbw' - although honest, perhaps there's a better way of wording it. 'Is high maintenance looks with a down to earth attitude' a blokes way of saying - she looks fit and doesn't spend ages **** about in the bathroom to achieve it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 You spelt cock with an 'r' on the 3rd line! No offense Dante, but the profile is a bit too soppy especially on the second paragraph. It just sounds weird. wash your back???wtf?? Share household chores? You sound like a clingy, OCD ridden weirdo with a fetish for clean backs! Don thold back, tell him what you really think! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I wouldn't say 'not a bbw' - although honest, perhaps there's a better way of wording it. 'Is high maintenance looks with a down to earth attitude' a blokes way of saying - she looks fit and doesn't spend ages **** about in the bathroom to achieve it? That made me chuckle Laura! You know us well! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Laura is a bird! She will know if it sounds a bit too soppy/clingy on the 2nd paragraph or not? Laura, your opinion is needed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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