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As I mentioned in the Eurovision thread last night, we've decided to get an au pair for a year starting this autumn, to help us out with child care while my wife does a PGCE. We've registered with a couple of agencies, and my wife is taking care of the important things like child care experience, ability to drive and cook and things. I of course am concentrating on the equally important [to me] attributes such as looks, chest size, nationality and propensity for wandering around the house partially clothed. So far I am concentrating my search on nationals from the Czech Republic and Estonia, as they seem to be the best, erm, qualified.

So far I have narrowed it down to the following two Czech candidates:

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or

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My wife rather unsportingly prefers number 3 from Uzbekistan:

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Something to do with child care ability being more important than having blond hair and big baps. As if.

Your comments and suggestions please.

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So go with number 2, maybe not the best out the bunch but she won't kill your baby or steal your money which are positives

I reckon if you put #2 on a beach in a bikini she'd be as good as #1. Look at the waistline and the knockers! But yeah, won't someone think of the children.

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I know a couple who, over the years, had a number of different au pairs for their kids.

The husband kept shagging them. In the end, to remove temptation, and under pressure from the wife, they hired a substantially less attractive, slightly older, and relatively large woman.

The wife eloped with her :)

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I know a couple who, over the years, had a number of different au pairs for their kids.

The husband kept shagging them.

The dirty, lecherous old git.

I have to say I'm being swayed by the norks on number 2.

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Wouldn't do it myself , children should be bought up by the parents not hired help is my view ...

but 1 would see me divorced fairly quickly I should think

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:shock: Didn't see that punchline coming.

A true story with a happy ending as the same sex relationship is a far happier and stable one, but then the husband was/is a right clearing in the woods.

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