Risso Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 As I mentioned in the Eurovision thread last night, we've decided to get an au pair for a year starting this autumn, to help us out with child care while my wife does a PGCE. We've registered with a couple of agencies, and my wife is taking care of the important things like child care experience, ability to drive and cook and things. I of course am concentrating on the equally important [to me] attributes such as looks, chest size, nationality and propensity for wandering around the house partially clothed. So far I am concentrating my search on nationals from the Czech Republic and Estonia, as they seem to be the best, erm, qualified. So far I have narrowed it down to the following two Czech candidates: or My wife rather unsportingly prefers number 3 from Uzbekistan: Something to do with child care ability being more important than having blond hair and big baps. As if. Your comments and suggestions please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Look how delighted that kid looks in the 3rd pic. Go for her then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyC Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 number 1 all the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 15, 2011 Moderator Share Posted May 15, 2011 It's good of you to bring us in on it Risso I don't think you can lose with either of the top 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 The third one definitely has someone looking at the baby saying "smile or i kill you" I can tell. Number 1 will steal all your money, slut. So go with number 2, maybe not the best out the bunch but she won't kill your baby or steal your money which are positives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 15, 2011 Moderator Share Posted May 15, 2011 So go with number 2, maybe not the best out the bunch but she won't kill your baby or steal your money which are positives I reckon if you put #2 on a beach in a bikini she'd be as good as #1. Look at the waistline and the knockers! But yeah, won't someone think of the children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted May 15, 2011 Moderator Share Posted May 15, 2011 Dunno if I could cope with a fitty in the house. Too tempting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villadude Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Number 2 for me, looks the safer bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted May 15, 2011 Author Share Posted May 15, 2011 All valid suggestions so far, thanks you gentlemen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted May 15, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 15, 2011 Cant see the chest on number 3 so cant make a valid judgement without being unfair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted May 15, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 15, 2011 Thread bookmarked, the amount of potential epicness can't be ignored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 15, 2011 Moderator Share Posted May 15, 2011 Number One? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetrees Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I know a couple who, over the years, had a number of different au pairs for their kids. The husband kept shagging them. In the end, to remove temptation, and under pressure from the wife, they hired a substantially less attractive, slightly older, and relatively large woman. The wife eloped with her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 15, 2011 Moderator Share Posted May 15, 2011 :shock: Didn't see that punchline coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted May 15, 2011 Author Share Posted May 15, 2011 I know a couple who, over the years, had a number of different au pairs for their kids. The husband kept shagging them. The dirty, lecherous old git. I have to say I'm being swayed by the norks on number 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted May 15, 2011 Author Share Posted May 15, 2011 Bit of a BOBFOC this one from Iceland: Clearly going for the dad vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 15, 2011 Moderator Share Posted May 15, 2011 Number 2 looks like a young sarah palin - psycho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Wouldn't do it myself , children should be bought up by the parents not hired help is my view ... but 1 would see me divorced fairly quickly I should think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetrees Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 :shock: Didn't see that punchline coming. A true story with a happy ending as the same sex relationship is a far happier and stable one, but then the husband was/is a right clearing in the woods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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