villaajax Posted April 15, 2012 Share Posted April 15, 2012 Mario Balotelli @MarioBaloteIIi Don't forget to vote Ashley Young for "Fallon D'Floor". :notworthy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Venting my anger on VT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 16, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted April 16, 2012 Mario Balotelli @MarioBaloteIIi Don't forget to vote Ashley Young for "Fallon D'Floor". :notworthy:Did he really say that? Stolen for Facebook, anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 1996 called, it wants its joke back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Mario Balotelli @MarioBaloteIIi Don't forget to vote Ashley Young for "Fallon D'Floor". :notworthy: Did he really say that? Stolen for Facebook, anyway. Yes he did, he also has a picture comparing Di Matteo to the man who recently had a full face transplant I don't use Twitter but maybe I should. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyShears Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Fixing my central heating blockage in 30 minutes with a Gallo Gun having read about them on the net and saving a shedload of money into the bargain. "I've fixed the central heating dear, took me all day..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 16, 2012 Moderator Share Posted April 16, 2012 Was it not a parody account? I remember seeing Balote11i post it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Was it not a parody account? I remember seeing Balote11i post it. I don't know, either way, good joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 16, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted April 16, 2012 Monday 16 April 2012 Tom Daley to be partnered at London 2012 by Ashley Young Diving prodigy Tom Daley looks set to score gold at this summer’s London Olympics, after coaches revealed that Manchester United’s England winger Ashley Young has agreed to partner him in the synchronised diving event. Young has drawn plaudits from diving professionals throughout Europe for his recent displays, and Olympic coaches are keen to see his talents utilised in London this summer. Coach Steve Williams told reporters, “Tom is still a very young man, and has a lot more to learn, and what better way to do that than alongside a man who week in week out demonstrates what throwing yourself through the air is really all about.” “Ashley Young has tremendous agility, and his mid-air pirouettes are of the quality you only see from people with God given talent.” “He has a little adjustment to go through to get used to landing in water instead of the opposition’s box at Old Trafford, but we’re confident he’ll have this perfected by July.” Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has insisted the move has his full backing, and that any improvements in Young’s technique could only benefit his team in the long run. “I’ve seen his first couple of training sessions, and he’s looking great,” Ferguson told reporters. “Sure, they’re going to need to get special dispensation from the Olympic authorities to have a full clothed defender a few feet away on the ten metre platform with him, but I’m sure it’s a formality.” “If the judges could all dress in black and carry a whistle that might also help him, he tends to produce his most impressive drives when watched by someone in a uniform like that.” NewsThump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LockStockVilla Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 I am playing in the Supporter's Clubs Chairman Match after the Tottenham game. If Tottenham won on Sunday and our match with them was rescheduled, this match would not have been played. But Chelsea thumped Spuds, so now I can play at VP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Voinjama questioning Paul McGrath's divinity on VT. Shits about to get ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I hereby propose the following addition to the VT meme/vocabulary... Voinclanger Voy·un·klang·ur Noun:A monumental error in judgement, ultimately leading to mass hysteria"We should probably rethink the McLeish appointment, we've pulled a real Voinclanger." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 Voinjama questioning Paul McGrath's divinity on VT. Shits about to get ugly. I'll get the popcorn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I hereby propose the following addition to the VT meme/vocabulary... Voinclanger Voy·un·klang·ur Noun:A monumental error in judgement, ultimately leading to mass hysteria"We should probably rethink the McLeish appointment, we've pulled a real Voinclanger." I concur although I question the phonetics. I would go with vo.in.klang.ur unless I'm just being unnecessairily southern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I had to tweak it for our Midland brethren. I can never understand a word they're saying anyway. "Spayke"? "SPAYKE"?! It's pronounced 'SPEEK' you luddites! ^Example of a Voinclanger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 I had to tweak it for our Midland brethren. I can never understand a word they're saying anyway. "Spayke"? "SPAYKE"?! It's pronounced 'SPEEK' you luddites! ^Example of a Voinclanger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 19, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted April 19, 2012 Voinjama has essentially proved himself to not be a Villa fan. That's like a Christian suddenly saying "I actually don't believe in Jesus Christ" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted April 19, 2012 Share Posted April 19, 2012 The your not a true Villa fan nonsense is against site rules. And the analogy is terrible and makes no sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 19, 2012 Moderator Share Posted April 19, 2012 If you questioned Paul McGrath then the analogy is almost perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 19, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted April 19, 2012 Roy Keane rang, he wants his sense of humour back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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