theunderstudy Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 I always use hereonin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Party/buffet food. comfort eating FTL. :winkold: Touche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 I love eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 I'm thinking about going to a strip club for a cheer up. Just seen someone arrested outside Legs 11. Took 5 officers to apprehend him. Fair play to him Was it a tall, black Norwegian in a red and white shirt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Black, white and red? Like a newspaper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 10, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 10, 2011 Black, white and red? Like a newspaper.No. Like a penguin in a blender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 10, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 10, 2011 Confession: It took me a long time to get that newspaper joke (when I was little). I'm talking years. I used to laugh at it because it was just THE joke that everyone knew. But it wasn't for years until I got the red/read play on words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 10, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 10, 2011 Confession: It took me a long time to get that newspaper joke (when I was little). I'm talking years. I used to laugh at it because it was just THE joke that everyone knew. But it wasn't for years until I got the red/read play on words. First joke I ever learned was: "When is a door not a door? When it's ajar". If only I'd had the use of "WTF?" and back then. Second one was: "What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You're too young to smoke". Side-splitting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 10, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 10, 2011 I got a joke in a cracker a few years ago that I didn't get. "How do you get down from an Elephant? You don't you get down from a duck" I didn't know what down was. I felt so thick as the rest of the table grinned and giggled at the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Confession: It took me a long time to get that newspaper joke (when I was little). I'm talking years. I used to laugh at it because it was just THE joke that everyone knew. But it wasn't for years until I got the red/read play on words. First joke I ever learned was: "When is a door not a door? When it's ajar". If only I'd had the use of "WTF?" and back then. Second one was: "What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You're too young to smoke". Side-splitting. Unsurprisingly I got a lot of jokes as a kid. My favourite one for years was "Two lads were arrested, one for stealing fireworks, the other for drinking battery acid. One was charged and the other let off" and "I drank 14 pots of yoghurt yesterday. I was mullered" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 "How do you hire an elephant? Use a forklift truck" was another cracker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 10, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 10, 2011 "What did one washing machine say to the other? Mmmrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-ghgrgjgrkgrjkgrjkrgjgrr-shhhhhhhhhhhhh-whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 What did the big traffic light say to the lirrle traffic light? Don't look now, I'm changing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 10, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 10, 2011 Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same. My favourite joke EVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 10, 2011 Author Share Posted March 10, 2011 Finding two new Sophia Santi movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Finding two new Sophia Santi moviesNote to self: Remember this is a work computer before googling one of Rob's "people" :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 I remember on way back from Barbados at the airport, some guy was trying to sell his joke book, all jokes he made up himself. He then signed the book and forced us to buy it, 4 of us chipped in with 5 barbados dollars, about £1.50 at the time, so nothing much. It was absolutely terrible. Like some jokes, it's as if he just thought he needed more pages and wrote down some words and called it a joke....one was something like Q. What did the Hamburger say to the cheeseburger? A. Hey brother, you're cool!! honestly, was that bad. Can't believe something for £1.50 made us feel that ripped off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same. My favourite joke EVER.What a pair-'o-ducks, hey!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 I remember on way back from Barbados at the airport, some guy was trying to sell his joke book, all jokes he made up himself. He then signed the book and forced us to buy it, 4 of us chipped in with 5 barbados dollars, about £1.50 at the time, so nothing much. It was absolutely terrible. Like some jokes, it's as if he just thought he needed more pages and wrote down some words and called it a joke....one was something like Q. What did the Hamburger say to the cheeseburger? A. Hey brother, you're cool!! honestly, was that bad. Can't believe something for £1.50 made us feel that ripped off. Hmmmm. Airport.....shit jokes..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same. My favourite joke EVER. Same here, I love that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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