villa-revolution Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Laudrup : Ok Huw i won Swansea the cup last season and finished comfortably midtable i think its time we take the next step and bring in some quality signings to cement our place in the premier league Huw : Michael i don't have much money to give you Laudrup : How much exactly Huw : 5 million plus player sales 2 of which you must spend on Barry Bannan i have been told he is the Scottish Iniesta Laudrup : What the **** Huw : Do not take that tone with me Laudrup : But Huw this is Barry Bannan were talking about we play nice football along the ground here not hoofed into the stand Hollywood style Huw : I have seen the heat maps and the stats they do not lie Laudrup : ....... Laudrup will have his arm around Bannan's shoulder while he holds up the shirt. And then strangles the life out of the little clearing in the woods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 (edited) Laudrup will have his arm around Bannan's shoulder while he holds up the shirt. Barry Bannan Press Conference Laudrup whispers into Barry's ear : You see this smile? Everything about it is fake I cannot believe the chairman sanctioned your signing. Just wait till training on Monday I predict Williams is going to have a few footballs aimed at your face even fergie will come out of retirement and yell "You shoulda been killed" Edited June 6, 2013 by AshVilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulMcGrath_5 Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 The made up conversations are a bit weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa-revolution Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 The made up conversations are a bit weird. Not if you convert them into heat maps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vandaq Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 this whole thread is weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa-revolution Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 this whole thread is weird I agree in a weird sort of way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Con Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Scotland play Croatia tomorrow. Bannan could get some game time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Will probably be our first sale of the summer, or close to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 I don't log on for a day and this thread explodes. Insane. Scotland play Croatia tomorrow. Bannan could get some game time. THank god for so many injuries eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstonMartin82 Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Even with all the injuries he won't play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Scotland play Croatia tomorrow. Bannan could get some game time. Thanks. I won't be watching, I'm washing my hair. But please make sure to keep us updated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa-revolution Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Scotland play Croatia tomorrow. Bannan could get some game time. Imagine how much his potential transfer is going to rocket to if he happens to reproduce that incredible .gif pass against Liverpool Con so kindly posted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
regular_john Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Don't take the piss mate, that was easily five whole yards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa-revolution Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Scotland play Croatia tomorrow. Bannan could get some game time. Thanks. I won't be watching, I'm washing my hair. But please make sure to keep us updated. Your washing your hair! Wow! So, sooooooooooooooo exciting! Please keep this site updated with your every move. David Ginola is getting dead jealous & especially so after I told him you are worth it Please post heat maps, charts & stats of every rinsed follicle. ps - I bet your having it in a Bannan style too aren't you? my advice to you....................dont_do_it_doug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 You're* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jacketspuds Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Will probably be our first sale of the summer, or close to it ITK or just guessing. I forget nowadays who knows stuff and who tends to make it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob182 Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Will probably be our first sale of the summer, or close to it Cheers Richard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa-revolution Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Will probably be our first sale of the summer, or close to it ITK or just guessing. I forget nowadays who knows stuff and who tends to make it up. I thought it should be obvious? Paul Lambert makes it up & Con is ITK & he has the heat maps & charts to prove it. If Bannan farts Con knew 2 hours beforehand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Scotland play Croatia tomorrow. Bannan could get some game time. Thanks. I won't be watching, I'm washing my hair. But please make sure to keep us updated. Expect to see heat maps and gif's of his amazing 4 yard passes later then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 7, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 7, 2013 Will probably be our first sale of the summer, or close to it ITK or just guessing. I forget nowadays who knows stuff and who tends to make it up. Paul Lambert knows stuff. Everybody else makes it up. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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