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Summer 2010 Transfer Talk / Unfounded Speculation


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O'Neill - Hello, I would like to make an offer for one of your players please...

Receiving end - Certainly, who are you after and what's your offer?

O'Neill - Well, I'm after whichever's young, black and English and I'm offering 1.1M, 200k for every 20 appearances, 1M for every 10 goals scored until player reaches a total of 5, 100k for each WAG he shags, 5K for every pass he makes, £100 for every free kick scored, 10% sign on clause...

Receiving End - Hold on please Mr O'Neill, I have another call coming through...

Manager B - £20M

Recieving End - Done.

O'Neill - Hello? Hello? *pushes glasses up* Is ter' anyone ter?

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What about that Dan Gosling from Everton on a potential free, he looks very talented to me.

I'll sell my left bollock if Moyes lets him go on a free

He might not have a choice, apparently theres a cock up with his contract.

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What about that Dan Gosling from Everton on a potential free, he looks very talented to me.

I'll sell my left bollock if Moyes lets him go on a free

He might not have a choice, apparently theres a cock up with his contract.

If he is younger than 23 then there is no such thing as free. Tribunal will settle a fee if one cant be agreed.

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