Eames Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I've never been anywhere near Benidorm, but een I've heard of Sticky Vicky Nope. You're going to have to explain this one. I'm not googling that at work either...... She is a 60 odd year old stage performer (since been replaced by her daughter) that has the uber special talent of producing razor blades, flags from and opening bottles with... wait for it... wait for it... her minge!!!!!!!111!1!! Ah I see. I took Mrs E to see something similar in Bangkok on our honeymoon. The lady we see could insert 5 coloured pingpong balls and then produce them "hands free" in any order at the request of the audience. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I've never been anywhere near Benidorm, but een I've heard of Sticky Vicky Nope. You're going to have to explain this one. I'm not googling that at work either...... She is a 60 odd year old stage performer (since been replaced by her daughter) that has the uber special talent of producing razor blades, flags from and opening bottles with... wait for it... wait for it... her minge!!!!!!!111!1!! Ah I see. I took Mrs E to see something similar in Bangkok on our honeymoon. The lady we see could insert 5 coloured pingpong balls and then produce them "hands free" in any order at the request of the audience. . How romantic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Hey, I'm all class me.... I can show a lady a good time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Ah I see. I took Mrs E to see something similar in Bangkok on our honeymoon. The lady we see could insert 5 coloured pingpong balls and then produce them "hands free" in any order at the request of the audience. . I've seen a bloke do something similar, except he was swallowing live fish of different colours and regurgitating them in any order, still alive. Weirdo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Did you really take your missus to see that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Did you really take your missus to see that? Me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Was a scenic walk down the beach not romantic enough for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Ah I see. I took Mrs E to see something similar in Bangkok on our honeymoon. The lady we see could insert 5 coloured pingpong balls and then produce them "hands free" in any order at the request of the audience. . I've seen a bloke do something similar, except he was swallowing live fish of different colours and regurgitating them in any order, still alive. Weirdo. on the whole I'd say ting tong ping pong is the more appealing of the 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Did you really take your missus to see that? Me? Did you catch any in your mouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Was a scenic walk down the beach not romantic enough for you? We did that too.... but we wanted to get a flavour of the "culture" of the area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Did you really take your missus to see that? Me? Did you catch any in your mouth? No. Because that way aids lies. I put the beer mat over the top of my pint too.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Was a scenic walk down the beach not romantic enough for you? We did that too.... but we wanted to get a flavour of the "culture" of the area. Maybe thats what Mike (Mjmooney) is on about when he said he prefers sampling the local culture? The dirty dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Did you really take your missus to see that? Me? Did you catch any in your mouth? No. Because that way aids lies. I put the beer mat over the top of my pint too.... You can only catch it once! :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I went to the benidorm for the euro's was great atmosphere seen some bloke snap his leg like a twig in front of me though jumped up when england scored didn't realise the floor was soaked with beer and he just slipped then someone jumped on his extended leg the cheering muffled his screams. Do you visit the phenomenal talent that is Sticky Vicky? Of course i find it impossible for anyone to go to Benidorm and not encounter sticky vicky it was the real one as well not the daughter i seen her pull a chain of razor blades out she then showed they were real by slicing pieces of cardboard she pulled out lightbulbs and stuff it was impressive I also seen Peat Loaf at jokers and various other bands seen some lesbo show as well at the Red Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Ah I see. I took Mrs E to see something similar in Bangkok on our honeymoon. The lady we see could insert 5 coloured pingpong balls and then produce them "hands free" in any order at the request of the audience. . I've seen a bloke do something similar.... I was very worried when I got to this part :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I went to the benidorm for the euro's was great atmosphere seen some bloke snap his leg like a twig in front of me though jumped up when england scored didn't realise the floor was soaked with beer and he just slipped then someone jumped on his extended leg the cheering muffled his screams. Do you visit the phenomenal talent that is Sticky Vicky? Of course i find it impossible for anyone to go to Benidorm and not encounter sticky vicky it was the real one as well not the daughter i seen her pull a chain of razor blades out she then showed they were real by slicing pieces of cardboard she pulled out lightbulbs and stuff it was impressive I also seen Peat Loaf at jokers and various other bands seen some lesbo show as well at the Red Dog Yeah, ive heard that some of the tribute acts are brilliant and make for a cracking night. Ahem....where is this Red Dog's of which you speak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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