AshVilla Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Its to the left of cafe benidorm i think at the top of the english square Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Might have to just pop my head in there and see what all the fuss is about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Anyone else ever been caught by the missus having a little fiddle? I was playing football manager until 1.30am a few nights back, but just before I shutdown my laptop, I thought I'd...you know. The girlfriend had been in bed for about 2 hours, but I heard her coming in the living room at the last possible second. I closed the laptop and jumped off the settee and just kind of...squatted. I had long johns up, but jeans round my ankles. I pretended to be casually choosing a chocolate from the box of milk tray she got me for valentines day, they were on the floor luckily. She asked me what I was doing. I told her I was choosing a chocolate in a 'deeerr, what does it look like' kind of way. She questioned why my jeans were round my ankles. I told her my laptop was getting too hot. I think I got away with it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 She now thinks you were making love to the box of chocolates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 She now thinks you were making love to the box of chocolates. Hope not, she had some the next day :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Anyone else ever been caught by the missus having a little fiddle? I was playing football manager until 1.30am a few nights back, but just before I shutdown my laptop, I thought I'd...you know. The girlfriend had been in bed for about 2 hours, but I heard her coming in the living room at the last possible second. I closed the laptop and jumped off the settee and just kind of...squatted. I had long johns up, but jeans round my ankles. I pretended to be casually choosing a chocolate from the box of milk tray she got me for valentines day, they were on the floor luckily. She asked me what I was doing. I told her I was choosing a chocolate in a 'deeerr, what does it look like' kind of way. She questioned why my jeans were round my ankles. I told her my laptop was getting too hot. I think I got away with it... Why didn't you just say "I was smashing one out - but now you're here....." Would it be a problem if you were caught? :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VillaEire Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I've seen Sticky Vicky while in Benidorm. The most impressive part was when she pulled out a lightbulb, screwed it back in and it lit up! I did find it really odd that there were loads of families there, it's not exactly a child friendly show. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I closed the laptop and jumped off the settee and just kind of...squatted. Ah yes, the 'Wounded Soldier's walk'. Textbook giveaway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Anyone else ever been caught by the missus having a little fiddle? I was playing football manager until 1.30am a few nights back, but just before I shutdown my laptop, I thought I'd...you know. The girlfriend had been in bed for about 2 hours, but I heard her coming in the living room at the last possible second. I closed the laptop and jumped off the settee and just kind of...squatted. I had long johns up, but jeans round my ankles. I pretended to be casually choosing a chocolate from the box of milk tray she got me for valentines day, they were on the floor luckily. She asked me what I was doing. I told her I was choosing a chocolate in a 'deeerr, what does it look like' kind of way. She questioned why my jeans were round my ankles. I told her my laptop was getting too hot. I think I got away with it... least that explains the "whack" part of your user name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Why didn't you just say "I was smashing one out - but now you're here....." Would it be a problem if you were caught? :? Yeah, I'm with Eames on this. It's not a big problem. You should have gone with "I was having a w*nk before you came in, but since you're here now you might as well suck me off". It's what I said to my Mum when she caught me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Anyone else ever been caught by the missus having a little fiddle? I was playing football manager until 1.30am a few nights back, but just before I shutdown my laptop, I thought I'd...you know. The girlfriend had been in bed for about 2 hours, but I heard her coming in the living room at the last possible second. I closed the laptop and jumped off the settee and just kind of...squatted. I had long johns up, but jeans round my ankles. I pretended to be casually choosing a chocolate from the box of milk tray she got me for valentines day, they were on the floor luckily. She asked me what I was doing. I told her I was choosing a chocolate in a 'deeerr, what does it look like' kind of way. She questioned why my jeans were round my ankles. I told her my laptop was getting too hot. I think I got away with it... Why didn't you just say "I was smashing one out - but now you're here....." Would it be a problem if you were caught? :? Im with Eames on this. Should have just told the truth, whats there to hide? Its not like they dont do it! And before you say anything, they all do it regardless of what they say. You were in bed asleep...i was horny...i cracked one off! No big deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 22, 2012 Moderator Share Posted February 22, 2012 She questioned why my jeans were round my ankles. I told her my laptop was getting too hot. I think I got away with it... :crylaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Yeah, I'm with Eames on this. It's not a big problem. You should have gone with "I was having a w*nk before you came in, but since you're here now you might as well suck me off". It's what I said to my Mum when she caught me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Why didn't you just say "I was smashing one out - but now you're here....." Would it be a problem if you were caught? :? Yeah, I'm with Eames on this. It's not a big problem. You should have gone with "I was having a w*nk before you came in, but since you're here now you might as well suck me off". It's what I said to my Mum when she caught me. If I was good enough to be able to pull that one off (ooh), I wouldn't have been having a tug in the first place, I could have just gone and woke her up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 22, 2012 Moderator Share Posted February 22, 2012 In Paddywhack's defence, I'd say the speed of the situation probably meant the panic of being caught out didn't give way to more rational thinking. Not to mention he probably didn't have enough blood in his larger head at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Why didn't you just say "I was smashing one out - but now you're here....." Would it be a problem if you were caught? :? Yeah, I'm with Eames on this. It's not a big problem. You should have gone with "I was having a w*nk before you came in, but since you're here now you might as well suck me off". It's what I said to my Mum when she caught me. If I was good enough to be able to pull that one off (ooh), I wouldn't have been having a tug in the first place, I could have just gone and woke her up. To be fair, sometimes you dont want sex and a good 5 knuckle shuffle is more than enough satisfaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Anyone else ever been caught by the missus having a little fiddle? I was playing football manager until 1.30am a few nights back, but just before I shutdown my laptop, I thought I'd...you know. The girlfriend had been in bed for about 2 hours, but I heard her coming in the living room at the last possible second. I closed the laptop and jumped off the settee and just kind of...squatted. I had long johns up, but jeans round my ankles. I pretended to be casually choosing a chocolate from the box of milk tray she got me for valentines day, they were on the floor luckily. She asked me what I was doing. I told her I was choosing a chocolate in a 'deeerr, what does it look like' kind of way. She questioned why my jeans were round my ankles. I told her my laptop was getting too hot. I think I got away with it... Why didn't you just say "I was smashing one out - but now you're here....." Would it be a problem if you were caught? :? Im with Eames on this. Should have just told the truth, whats there to hide? Its not like they dont do it! And before you say anything, they all do it regardless of what they say. You were in bed asleep...i was horny...i cracked one off! No big deal. The problem he had was not that he was wanking, it was the severity of the porn he was watching!!!! Dirty fella!! :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 And for something completely different, I've just dealt with Ian Taylor's personal details form at work. Got all his info, not that I'd use it of course. Don't know why I'm so happy, but there you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 I now can't help thinking that your two previous posts are linked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted February 22, 2012 Share Posted February 22, 2012 Rumbled, quickly, change the topic of converstation before the authorities get involved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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