leemond2008 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 by the way my question about putting food in the oven was a legitimate one, could someone answer it please I know that frying food and shit like that can get messy but what about in the oven? surely it would just go black crisp up and make a **** load of smoke, my oven wouldnt **** explode or anything would it???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 by the way my question about putting food in the oven was a legitimate one, could someone answer it please I know that frying food and shit like that can get messy but what about in the oven? surely it would just go black crisp up and make a **** load of smoke, my oven wouldnt **** explode or anything would it???? Sod off lanky, there's a thread for "things you often wonder". I'm as wide as I am tall anyway you fookin heightist bastards. I'm the king of the little men, any beef with us you go through me first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 DDID reacts badly as leemond tries to apologise for his insults. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 If I was a dwarf with an eye patch you think I'd be wasting my time knocking about with you ****? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 DDID reacts badly as leemond tries to apologise for his insults. not once did I apologise...I am better than the little people but I am going hungry at the moment, I have no bread so I'm eating ham straight out of the packet my only option is oven food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 DDID reacts badly as leemond tries to apologise for his insults. not once did I apologise...I am better than the little people but I am going hungry at the moment, I have no bread so I'm eating ham straight out of the packet my only option is oven food I hope you burn. (for what it's worth, it'll *likely* just cook itself to ash) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Or I could be just saying that in order to burn you with fire... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Pfffft, You consider them people leemond? That's weak. They are freaks, playthings, sideshow attractions to be mocked by us 'normies'. Nothing more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I aint **** trusting your kind anyway I'll be moving onto my **** sweetcorn chicken and bacon mayonaise stuff straight out of the tub now. the worrying thing is that it doesn't bother me at all eating like a tramp, sometimes I actually prefer eating like an animal rather than cooking stuff and plating it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 Pfffft, You consider them people leemond? That's weak. They are freaks, playthings, sideshow attractions to be mocked by us 'normies'. Nothing more. You won't be saying that when you wake up with me inside you tonight. Consider yourself warned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 (edited) he means when you wake up with him inside your shoe Edited April 4, 2013 by leemond2008 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 if I put food in the oven and forget about it would it potentially burn my flat to the ground or would it just burn to a crisp and get really smokey in the kitchen??? Potentially it could burn your house to the ground, but a burned, hard to clean and smelly mess is more likely. Follow the instructions on the packaging. Use the countdown or alarm on your phone or tv to remind you when it should be taken out. Set it a couple of minutes early just in case your oven is a bit eager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 my oven is anything but eager it cooks things in its own time. I have had too much to drink to cook anything now anyway so I'm gunna eat like an animal and drink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 he means when you wake up with him inside your shoe Ping Ping! Sadly no longer with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 yup, tis a sad loss, I'll never forget that documentary when he tried to punch a cat that was twice his size Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 My stalker has started txting me, and me being the fool I am I have indulged her in conversation, now she is asking me questions like ''what do you think the greatest song ever by anyone is'' I told her that the question was **** ridiculous and not even worth answering and she said ''I need something new to listen to I like country so I mite download some country music'' I just replied saying crack on you **** idiot she replied ''lol'' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 (edited) FFS leemond. the answer is quite clearly this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ANG3yxpBCQ if you ever gets asked for worlds greatest music video, the same answer applies. Edited April 4, 2013 by Jimzk5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I'll have to listen to that tomorrq, I am listening to some stuff that aint the greatest song by the greatest band ever at the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 My stalker has started txting me, and me being the fool I am I have indulged her in conversation, now she is asking me questions like ''what do you think the greatest song ever by anyone is'' I told her that the question was **** ridiculous and not even worth answering and she said ''I need something new to listen to I like country so I mite download some country music'' I just replied saying crack on you **** idiot she replied ''lol'' Instead of engaging her in conversation because you yourself are a lonely piss can, only to trash her seemingly low self esteem even more, how about next time you leave her alone and let her attempt to move on with her life. How an animal like you has women pining after them I have no idea. This time, no jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 she knows the drill, I aint just going to completely ignore her because I work with her, when I am at work we often joke and **** about, but it has got to the point where I have told her enough is enough and I cant be arsed with her any more, however if she keeps texting me I will reply everynow and again and I will indulge in conversation, she knows that nothing is going to come of it and she knows that it will more than likely end in me telling her to leave me alone. It aint a case of an animal like me having women pining after me, its the case of 1 woman not leaving me alone. none offense taken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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