Davkaus Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I robbed an entire trolley full of groceries from a supermarket once. Just filled it up and walked straight out the door. Don't know why I managed to accidentally walk out with 3 crates of beer (I put them on the section under the main bit of the trolley so they didn't crush my food). Went through the checkout completely oblivious, noticed when I got to the car, and felt too guilty to do anything but go back in and pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 10, 2010 Moderator Share Posted February 10, 2010 I drove away from a petrol station with a full tank of unpaid fuel once. Reason being I was kind of on auto-pilot. My brain knew I had to visit the shop to pay but I went to the ATM and took money out. My brain must've ticked the 'visit shop' box and I got in and drove off. I was only 100 yards down the road when I realised though (thankfully). The guy was already frantically looking around the carpark for the offending customer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDon Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Security is really lax in supermarkets. No shit. Used to know someone who worked security in asda, one of the nights he was working there some guy walked in, picked up a tv off the shelf, took it to the till and dumped it down on the security tag deactivating thing and asked for a refund, he got asked for his receipt, and got told no refund when he said he didn't have one, so just picked it back up and walked out with it. My mate was the only one who noticed what had happened, but by the time he got to the doors the guy was long gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 I thought I'd escaped from Reality Stevo my boy, you can never escape Reality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Did you knowingly do it yillan or was it a moment of brain fade then embarrassment not to go back? I knew I was doing it. Walked right past a security man as I went. Just for pure divilment. I don't think there was any direct victim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretMahoney Posted February 10, 2010 Share Posted February 10, 2010 Did you knowingly do it yillan or was it a moment of brain fade then embarrassment not to go back? I knew I was doing it. Walked right past a security man as I went. Just for pure divilment. I don't think there was any direct victim. The grocery store lost whatever profits they would of had from those groceries. It ultimately means they will have to cut corners, maybe they fired or demoted a manager?? Or the security guard? You must eat babies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I have my iPod on shuffle and the same song has just come on twice in a row. There are 3627 songs on the iPod, I'm wondering if any smart mathematicians can tell me what the odds of that happening are? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomb2233 Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 I have my iPod on shuffle and the same song has just come on twice in a row. There are 3627 songs on the iPod, I'm wondering if any smart mathematicians can tell me what the odds of that happening are? 1/13155129 or 7.6*10^-8 - so close to the odds of winning the lottery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Super. I fully expect to be struck by lightning whilst being eaten by a shark tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 The ipod shuffle is not compleatly random, the songs are programmed to not be repeated very often so the odds would actually be higher than the natural odds you'd expect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiganvillain Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 The dust at the end of a bag of dry roasted peanuts. Isn't it just delicious Yummmmmmmmmm :nod: :nod: :nod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 same goes for the dust at the bottom of a bag of scratchings, although with a bit more salt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 11, 2010 Moderator Share Posted February 11, 2010 High in fat, low in fat? Dust... High in fat, low in fat? Dust... High in fat, low in fat? Dust... It's actually low in fat. You can eat as much dust as you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Greece to send the euro sliding......see what I did there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villaninireland Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Greece to send the euro sliding......see what I did there Very good and I bloody hope not. I have to go back to the UK every 3 weeks to see my dad. If the euro drops I wont be able to afford to go over so often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Greece to send the euro sliding......see what I did there Very good and I bloody hope not. I have to go back to the UK every 3 weeks to see my dad. If the euro drops I wont be able to afford to go over so often. And they said Ireland would bring it all down ......were in great shape compared to some countrys....But were still F`d in the A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Doesn't stop you from coming up here and spending your no good southern cash and causing traffic jams with your terrible driving! Theres some lad actually, bout 40, been running around Belfast the past few days asking for money to get home to Dublin, seen him a few times. Unlucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Newry..... the richest part of Ireland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Found your first known post Tony "went for LM , sadly I don't think Barry is gonna make it for us ...he always looks like he is treading water and has no pace ..skill in abundance ,but it doesn't look as though it will be enough ..cash in on him before he's found out" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 Newry is a shithole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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