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communication isn't the best

You can **** well say that again.

  • "Excuse me, could you tell me if you have this in a bigger size please?"
    "...ut."
    "Sorry, what?"
    "...ummmm."
    "I don't understand what you're saying"
    "...everyfinsoutizout, ai?"

^Excerpt from an actual conversation that took place in the Basingstoke branch of Sports Direct.

Gareth, your a genius. Sorry for the post on poster.

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Tornado goes through my old stomping grounds

Meanwhile, my current stomping grounds are under a tornado watch tonight

THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED TORNADO WATCH 416 UNTIL 11 PM EDT THIS EVENING WHICH REPLACES A PORTION OF TORNADO WATCH 411. THE NEW WATCH IS VALID FOR THE FOLLOWING AREAS

IN CONNECTICUT THE NEW WATCH INCLUDES 3 COUNTIES

IN NORTHERN CONNECTICUT: HARTFORD TOLLAND WINDHAM

IN MASSACHUSETTS THE NEW WATCH INCLUDES 10 COUNTIES

IN CENTRAL MASSACHUSETTS: WORCESTER

IN EASTERN MASSACHUSETTS: MIDDLESEX NORFOLK SUFFOLK

IN NORTHEASTERN MASSACHUSETTS: ESSEX

IN SOUTHEASTERN MASSACHUSETTS: BRISTOL PLYMOUTH

IN WESTERN MASSACHUSETTS: FRANKLIN HAMPDEN HAMPSHIRE

IN NEW HAMPSHIRE THE NEW WATCH INCLUDES 2 COUNTIES

IN SOUTHERN NEW HAMPSHIRE: CHESHIRE HILLSBOROUGH

IN RHODE ISLAND THE NEW WATCH INCLUDES 4 COUNTIES

IN CENTRAL RHODE ISLAND: BRISTOL KENT

IN NORTHERN RHODE ISLAND: PROVIDENCE

IN SOUTHERN RHODE ISLAND: WASHINGTON

THIS INCLUDES THE CITIES OF... BLOCK ISLAND... BOSTON... BRISTOL... BROCKTON... FALL RIVER... FITCHBURG... FOXBORO... FRAMINGHAM... GLOUCESTER... GREENFIELD... HARTFORD... KEENE... LAWRENCE... LOWELL... MANCHESTER... NASHUA... NEW BEDFORD... NORTHAMPTON... PLYMOUTH... PROVIDENCE... PUTNAM... QUINCY... SPRINGFIELD... TAUNTON... UNION... VERNON... WARWICK... WESTERLY... WILLIMANTIC AND WORCESTER.

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I was interviewed on local radio today and it is now going to be a regular thing. I love the fame... ;)

You've changed! :winkold:

I certainly have, I am requesting my own private room next time. What tossers they are. Etc!!!! :lol:

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Good look pal! I got a sales assistant job with sports direct last week, not sure when I start though, communication isn't the best.

Real **** up contracts there mate as they have some strange contract where you are not garentee the hours you work in a week as my mates son worked there and one week it would be 2 hours, another 4 then 20 and he got the hell out.

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US$?

I'd **** take that! Uganda or not.

No cost of accomodation and no cost of coming home to visit friends and family? You'd make loooaaads of money.

Where do I apply?

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