TheAuthority Posted October 26, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 26, 2023 21 hours ago, Robtaylor200 said: Mrs T thinks I am becoming miserable in my old age as morning tv is now winding me up Giles show me your jumper Brandeth and Matthew look at my stupid pony tail Wright. Next it will be dancing Des and the weather, followed by Gloria WTF have you got around your neck today Huniford, at the the moment its Richard I only need a womb and I could be on loose women Madely oh and look how tightly I can crosss my arms Then it will be a recording of master Chef, which I love to hear Marcus and Monica tell the truth while Greg I love me Wallace with his annoying laugh loves everybody like a yapping dog Good morning 21 hours ago, rjw63 said: Easily sorted. Hide the remote and switch the radio on instead. I never ever watch daytime tv, it’s utter wank. 20 hours ago, mjmooney said: Beat me to it. I would never even contemplate switching on the TV in the morning. Don't like radio either, but the wife insists on Radio 4 in the kitchen. 19 hours ago, rjw63 said: Try Radio Caroline, Michael. I get it on Internet radio but it's on DAB too. The do play some excellent stuff (although they also have avery unhealthy obsession with The B*a*l*s) 14 hours ago, rjw63 said: No chance. If I want to watch older women talking dirty it’s on porn hub You're all retired aren't you - you absolute bastar*s 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted October 26, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 26, 2023 22 hours ago, chrisp65 said: Yeah, there’s plenty of that. People justify it by trying to say its originally our tradition but in reality its US culture and a retail opportunity to create waste. The real competition is seeing who leaves their pumpkin out the longest, because we all know that once you’ve put it outside its no longer your responsibility. As an American (raised in the Black Country) I can tell you that we grew 4 pumpkins this year and that is all of the "Halloween'ness" that will be outside of our house However, I will go full Griswold (including inflatable Christmas Minions) the second this horrendous 'era? time? jolly? halloween distraction?' is over. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 26, 2023 Share Posted October 26, 2023 2 hours ago, TheAuthority said: You're all retired aren't you - you absolute bastar*s I'm not, sadly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted October 26, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 26, 2023 This might get an interesting reaction from some on here and start a debate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 26, 2023 Share Posted October 26, 2023 10 minutes ago, Rds1983 said: This might get an interesting reaction from some on here and start a debate. I can see the problem here, its missing the brackets that make it understandable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted October 26, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 26, 2023 5 minutes ago, Rds1983 said: This might get an interesting reaction from some on here and start a debate. At least those who answered 16, it’s clear to see what they’ve done. God knows what the other 41% are thinking. My hope is that they thought “Well if you think I’m stupid enough to not realise, then I’m going to go to town with the stupidity.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted October 26, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 26, 2023 16 minutes ago, Mark Albrighton said: At least those who answered 16, it’s clear to see what they’ve done. God knows what the other 41% are thinking. My hope is that they thought “Well if you think I’m stupid enough to not realise, then I’m going to go to town with the stupidity.” I dont even know how people could get to 13, let alone how 26% did. Surely that's got to be a protest vote as you say. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rds1983 Posted October 26, 2023 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted October 26, 2023 18 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: I can see the problem here, its missing the brackets that make it understandable. BODMAS. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 26, 2023 Share Posted October 26, 2023 1 minute ago, Rds1983 said: BODMAS. Eats shoots and leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted October 26, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 26, 2023 Settle an argument for me. Was just looking through the welcome guide for the holiday home we're staying in and saw the following sentence: "No same sex parties! Families and couples only." Is this homophobic or is it a poorly worded way of saying no stag/hen parties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 26, 2023 Share Posted October 26, 2023 2 minutes ago, Rds1983 said: Settle an argument for me. Was just looking through the welcome guide for the holiday home we're staying in and saw the following sentence: "No same sex parties! Families and couples only." Is this homophobic or is it a poorly worded way of saying no stag/hen parties? My guess is the emphasis or problem is parties not scissor sisters. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted October 26, 2023 Share Posted October 26, 2023 12 minutes ago, Rds1983 said: Settle an argument for me. Was just looking through the welcome guide for the holiday home we're staying in and saw the following sentence: "No same sex parties! Families and couples only." Is this homophobic or is it a poorly worded way of saying no stag/hen parties? I agree. They could have just stated 'no parties'. Unless they've had a massive orgy take place there once upon a time which nearly wrote the place off with damage, I'm not sure why it would need to be worded that way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted October 26, 2023 Share Posted October 26, 2023 2 minutes ago, AvfcRigo82 said: I agree. They could have just stated 'no parties'. Unless they've had a massive orgy take place there once upon a time which nearly wrote the place off with damage, I'm not sure why it would need to be worded that way? I think that wording is typical for places like Haven which don’t want 8 lads piling into a £30k caravan and wrecking it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted October 26, 2023 Share Posted October 26, 2023 17 minutes ago, Rds1983 said: Settle an argument for me. Was just looking through the welcome guide for the holiday home we're staying in and saw the following sentence: "No same sex parties! Families and couples only." Is this homophobic or is it a poorly worded way of saying no stag/hen parties? A party is a group in that context. Not party as in a boozy shindig, party as in party of 5. Loads of campsites say no same sex parties. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 26, 2023 Share Posted October 26, 2023 17 minutes ago, Rds1983 said: Settle an argument for me. Was just looking through the welcome guide for the holiday home we're staying in and saw the following sentence: "No same sex parties! Families and couples only." Is this homophobic or is it a poorly worded way of saying no stag/hen parties? i think they mean groups of people, its just been worded badly. Unless they've had a bad experience with cleaning the carpet after a twink bukkake party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Albrighton Posted October 26, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 26, 2023 13 minutes ago, Rds1983 said: Settle an argument for me. Was just looking through the welcome guide for the holiday home we're staying in and saw the following sentence: "No same sex parties! Families and couples only." Is this homophobic or is it a poorly worded way of saying no stag/hen parties? It’ll be the latter. I used to do trips away in lodges around the UK with the guys (lads! lads! lads!) and when booking it I would encounter the issue of no all male/female groups. Particularly if it’s a group of twenty somethings. Occasionally they would specifically state no all male groups, which would suggest all female parties were allowed. Funny that it says it in the welcome guide, as I say in my experience it’s the sort of thing that’s ascertained when booking it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted October 26, 2023 Share Posted October 26, 2023 2 minutes ago, Genie said: I think that wording is typical for places like Haven which don’t want 8 lads piling into a £30k caravan and wrecking it. Yeah true. Some of the staff at these places can come across as bright as a dark night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted October 26, 2023 Share Posted October 26, 2023 They could have said same sex “groups” rather than parties which does have an alternative connotation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted October 26, 2023 Share Posted October 26, 2023 Do they have any specific rules on wanking in the kettle on the last day? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted October 26, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 26, 2023 7 minutes ago, chrisp65 said: Do they have any specific rules on wanking in the kettle on the last day? I'll let you know tomorrow. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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