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Still, if it wasn't that hard I guess we'd have planes falling out the sky all the time.
Your last sentence is spot on. It is important that the process is rigorous to ensure complete safety for everyone all the time.

Even then you can't catch all the nutters; I remember being in earshot when someone decided to go for a jolly in a GR.7, apparently taking it about 30 meters off the ground before deciding to eject and let it nose-dive back into the runway. Big boom!

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One of my good friends has just been sacked off from the RAF.

When you join up, you have to sign with them for something rediculous like 16 years of service, yet they can make you redundant without a second thought.

That is rediculous.

So, he's now ridundant?

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To the untrained eye, that would look like a typo Jon, but what i've actually done is create a hybrid word using Red & Ridiculous to give my feelings on the matter a bit more emphasis.

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Just caught up with this Adele business.

(1) The music. Well, it's very mainstream Radio 2 and I wouldn't buy it, but she has a fine, fine voice for that sort of music.

(2) The looks. Right up my street. I like the bigger lady. Very nice face IMO. I definitely would. Or so I thought...

(3) Then I heard her talking. WHAAAAATTT??? Total **** drongo. I was really shocked - was expecting some husky sexy type shit, not a braying Essex chav. Jeezus, my ears. Take it away, please.

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Just caught up with this Adele business.

(1) The music. Well, it's very mainstream Radio 2 and I wouldn't buy it, but she has a fine, fine voice for that sort of music.

(2) The looks. Right up my street. I like the bigger lady. Very nice face IMO. I definitely would. Or so I thought...

(3) Then I heard her talking. WHAAAAATTT??? Total **** drongo. I was really shocked - was expecting some husky sexy type shit, not a braying Essex chav. Jeezus, my ears. Take it away, please.

1) Agreed

2) Nah - looks like she's been hit with a shovel

3):crylaugh:

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Adele...

One of the worst artists ive ever heard

All her songs seem to revolve around her lovelife im surprised she has one considering she looks like she's been slapped round the face with a wet kipper, dont even get me started on the voice shocking sounds like a drowning velociraptor

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All her songs revolve around her lovelife? Erm... have you listened to much popular music over the last - say - five hundred years? :)

The looks are pure opinion; like I say, I think she's rather pretty, and not a **** stick insect like so many pop stars.

If you don't like the musical style, fair enough, but that is a great "white soul" voice, a la Dusty Springfield or Alison Moyet (her natural predecessor).

But the speaking voice (and general personality) really did make me want to run screaming from the room.

I believe she's becoming popular in the USA. God only knows what they'll make of her in interviews. Probably think it sounds "cute".

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The looks are pure opinion; like I say, I think she's rather pretty, and not a **** stick insect like so many pop stars.

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I believe she's becoming popular in the USA.

Ironically where she's being heralded as the latest stick insect pop star.

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Just seen a description of a spoof Katy Perry porn movie..."Featuring parodies of all of Katy's famous horny friends, Ka$$ha, Rihandjob, Lady Gagger, Snoop Dong, and Russell Gland, as they **** their way up the charts! "

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Yes, sadly. On another tack, this is now the most commented on open thread on VT isn't it?

If the old 'Things that piss you off but shouldn't" thread had been kept open, it'd be on about 2000 pages by now (and dangerously close to breaking the internet).

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