choffer Posted April 1, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted April 1, 2011 Couple of other favourites: Il branle le mammouth - He procrastinates or "He jerks off the mammoth" Il est coiff comme un dessous de bras - He's having a bad hair day or "His hair is dressed like an armpit" Il pte plus haut que son cul - He is pretentious or "He farts higher than his ass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parisvilla Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 haha those are absolutely top drawer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 1, 2011 Moderator Share Posted April 1, 2011 Apparently Milfner was stalking me on the train today. Forgot my phone though so didn't get his tweet until I got home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Bloody stalkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Daily Sport has gone bust The Daily Sport and Sunday Sport have ceased publication and will go into administration, their owner has said. ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDon Posted April 1, 2011 Share Posted April 1, 2011 Daily Sport has gone bust The Daily Sport and Sunday Sport have ceased publication and will go into administration, their owner has said. ......... I always knew they'd end up going tits up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 2 hours ago, there were 2 things that had never happened to me before in my life; 1 - break/dislocation of any bones 2 - being given laughing gas All fine now, but **** me laughing gas is amazing. Apparently my girlfriend has never heard me bellow so loudly, and when I was prompted by the nurse on if I was feeling pain I managed to respond mid-laugh that "I've never known pain like it, but I don't care!". Was bloody shown up outside the X-ray theatre though; I get my injury having a kickabout with some mates and I'm sat there weeping like a sissy, when this 11 year old girl who plays for Reading is brought in with a shoulder fracture after helping her team see off Chelsea girls-under 11 team 4-2. Well and truly upstaged! Every cloud does indeed have a silver lining, though; as there'll be no self-abuse for a few months, I've been promised handy-jays on request. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 2, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted April 2, 2011 You think nitrous oxide is good, you want to try morphine. Had it when I had that gallstone problem, and I can see why it's addictive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Every cloud does indeed have a silver lining, though; as there'll be no self-abuse for a few months, I've been promised handy-jays on request. 8) By that do you mean you're switching to your Left hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 No siree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 I like that despite your injury, you can still type posts on VT. That's dedication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 A man's gotta have priorities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonno_2004 Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 My dad was rushed to hospital with appendicitis a few hours ago and just before he was about to go down to surgery we were talking on the phone, mainly about today's scores and how we played! This bloody football club, eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Every cloud does indeed have a silver lining, though; as there'll be no self-abuse for a few months, I've been promised handy-jays on request. 8) Your mother is a kind women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 My dad was rushed to hospital with appendicitis a few hours ago and just before he was about to go down to surgery we were talking on the phone, mainly about today's scores and how we played! This bloody football club, eh. Hope he has a speedy recovery mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 I am so bored :-/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 I am so bored :-/ Not out tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 I am so bored :-/ Me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Just found the Pretzel I lost under my desk a few days ago, it's a little stale but its still good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Every cloud does indeed have a silver lining, though; as there'll be no self-abuse for a few months, I've been promised handy-jays on request. 8) Your mother is a kind women. Hi-oh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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