theunderstudy Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Re. Ref:123456789 - Sales Assistant Dear Sir or Madam Gissa job. Yours sincerely Yosser Hughes. Fantastic! I doff my hat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Program on BBC 3 about a girl who got UK national banning order, she was in my brothers class at school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted January 24, 2011 Author VT Supporter Share Posted January 24, 2011 Watched abit of that. She has the MOST annoying voice I've ever heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 She's always appearing in the news, seems like a classy girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted January 24, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted January 24, 2011 Got my W-2 today, filed my federal tax return (waiting on a 1099-HC from my health insurer so I can prove to the Commonwealth of Massachusetts that I was insured for 2010) and should get about a grand more than I was expecting as a refund. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted January 24, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted January 24, 2011 That reminds me, I need to try to get some of my tax back. I got put on emergency tax when I started work, which is a silly rate and can apparently claim it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milfner Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Same, owed £160, but haven't got round to calling them up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Right. Just back from a few pints with friends of mine. I need some objective advice. My friend is great craic and I get on with him very well. He has a girlfriend for four years and she is alright. She makes him pay for all her drinks. Tonight she had 2 cosmopolitans at €8.50 each, 4 vodka and cokes at I'll guess €5 each. She gets really upset if she's ignored at the table, but then when I try to talk to her she gets very ignorant and almost ignores me. My friend isn't allowed to discuss anything fun at all in her company and it's really annoying. My first meeting with her was that she wanted chicken wings, but didn't have any money, but it was alright because her bf would pay for it all. She really isn't that pretty and my friend could do better. Am I wrong? Do I want to go out with my friend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 No, you just want what's best for your friend. I think the best way is either to talk to your mate or kill the girlfriend. Second is far more direct and quicker. Sort of reminds me of my Dad and her GF, I don't know in's and out's but just from outside viewing, it's annoying. The 50/50 own a hotel money wise, yet he does EVERYTHING, cooks, cleans, signs guests in, accounts, he must do about 98/99% of the works, as well as doing her accounts for her business. I really want to say 'Why the **** do you do everything'....but I haven't got the bottle. I think they've just bought a house though and she paid for it? well I think so anyway, I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 One of my fish has spent the past week swimming upside down. Think his swim bladder is fecked . Can't you just turn the tank upside down ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted January 25, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted January 25, 2011 I just looked at the thermometer and it's 3 degrees Fahrenheit (-16 Celsius, IINM) outside. I don't have the heat running and didn't realize it was that cold, and I'm just posting to VT with most of the skin on my body exposed. Of course now that I know it's cold out there, I do feel cold. It's now 8 below (-22 for you)... I've decided to turn on the heat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretMahoney Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Heh, 23 F here in Missouri. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted January 25, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted January 25, 2011 I thought you were moving out to the west coast, CM? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 I'm so jealous of you northerners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Hmmm, to drive with Bach on, or Beethoven on? Choices choices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Neither. JLS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Someone was talking about performing horses that danced in my office yesterday - dunno why either. I enquired, are they called "Neigh-L-S?" to raucous laughter. Very proud of that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dappadan Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 I hope you didn't make the schoolboy error of bursting into laughter yourself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 I have a friend who does that, says something sort of funny but then looks around and laughs which then makes it un-funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Nah, just did my normal "Pun face" in other words I sat staring stonily at them until they got it. My puns are too obscure sometimes. Apart from my Formula 1 puns, they aren't sutil at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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