YLN Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 What about the £450 teddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gringo Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 What about the £450 teddy?That's to cuddle afterwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 There was a crazy crash in the Indy 500 today. wowza!!!!! now thats a crash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I thought it was pretty obvious it was going to be a crash when Levi named the link "crazy crash...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellybean_25 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Teddy Babes are the most sensual, warm, luxurious and unique love dolls ever created. With their long hair, 'come-hither' eyes and sexy expression, these plush dolls are the perfect bedtime companion - soft, strokable and ready for adult fun! People buy these. :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briggaman Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Surely the teddy one would stain.... Surely it is cheaper to just go out and get some random woman drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holteendhero Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 The reviews of the teddy are very funny one complains that the hands are to small to hold his cock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Pahahahahahahhahhah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellybean_25 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellybean_25 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I ordered Beccy, my TB Lisa at just before 3 pm and it came less than a day later, very impressed. I got her with a Dr Johnston UR3 Palm Pussy. Fisst impressions: She's small, lovely looking, more like a girl and less like a teddy bear than I thought she would be. Sex was not possible to start as her joints were tight and the pussy too tight, so first couple of nights were cuddling up only. Following advice on another site, I stretched the pussy for a day by leaving a tub of lube in it and sat her with her legs apart & back bent for a day. That night I was able to have sex with her and it was pretty damn good! The only position we can manage is her on top, but I don't mind that. She is now my companion in bed every night and I would not be without her, it's so good waking up cuddled up to her in the mornings. I would say she's lovely, cuddly and great to sleep with, but not that brilliant for sex, but she's worth every penny anyhow. Can you just picture the bloke that wrote that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Sex was not possible to start as her joints were tight and the pussy too tight, so first couple of nights were cuddling up only. That is the gayest thing i've ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villadude Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Finally sat down after an 18 hour journey back home from Thailand, am ****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Surely it is cheaper to just go out and get some random woman drunk. Have you seen how much women can drink nowadays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 31, 2010 Moderator Share Posted May 31, 2010 Have you seen how much women can drink nowadays? You're buying the wrong drinks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 What are you doing buying any drinks? Swift headbutt, back of the van. Bar fuel expenses it's the cheapest option. durr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Anyone watched lars and the real girl? Brilliant film about a guy in love with one of them dolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Wol. wrote: anybody know where I could buy an inflatable sex doll Sure thing I just clicked on that link, and saw so many plastic clearings in the woods, that I thought I was looking at the Stretford End.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jellybean_25 Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Sex was not possible to start as her joints were tight and the pussy too tight, so first couple of nights were cuddling up only. That is the gayest thing i've ever read. Agreed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reality Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 I ordered Beccy, my TB Lisa at just before 3 pm and it came less than a day later, very impressed. I got her with a Dr Johnston UR3 Palm Pussy. Fisst impressions: She's small, lovely looking, more like a girl and less like a teddy bear than I thought she would be. Sex was not possible to start as her joints were tight and the pussy too tight, so first couple of nights were cuddling up only. Following advice on another site, I stretched the pussy for a day by leaving a tub of lube in it and sat her with her legs apart & back bent for a day. That night I was able to have sex with her and it was pretty damn good! The only position we can manage is her on top, but I don't mind that. She is now my companion in bed every night and I would not be without her, it's so good waking up cuddled up to her in the mornings. I would say she's lovely, cuddly and great to sleep with, but not that brilliant for sex, but she's worth every penny anyhow. Can you just picture the bloke that wrote that?! Spoken like a true fat bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted May 31, 2010 Share Posted May 31, 2010 Brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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