Amo69 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 (edited) In all seriousness though, I hope you're okay. The worst facial injury, maybe not the worst but the most irritating, was when I got hit in the face with a shotgun, I know there's worse injuries to receive from a shotgun, and it fractured my entire maxilla/maxillae. which is basically the entire middle of my face. You got hit with a shotgun? As you do How did that happen If you don't mind me asking? Edited June 8, 2014 by Amo69 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 In all seriousness though, I hope you're okay. The worst facial injury, maybe not the worst but the most irritating, was when I got hit in the face with a shotgun, I know there's worse injuries to receive from a shotgun, and it fractured my entire maxilla/maxillae. which is basically the entire middle of my face. Is your nose all smooshed like Jenny's now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 (edited) You got with a shotgun? As you do I didn't kiss it....oh, no I suppose I did, well, it kissed me. I work in security and have for ages now, there's been a few confrontations along the way haha. I liked this post by mistake and now I can't take it back...I feel ashamed. Edited June 8, 2014 by 8pints 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 You got with a shotgun? As you do I didn't kiss it....oh, no I suppose I did, well, it kissed me. I work in security and have for ages now, there's been a few confrontations along the way haha. That's putting it mildly. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 In all seriousness though, I hope you're okay. The worst facial injury, maybe not the worst but the most irritating, was when I got hit in the face with a shotgun, I know there's worse injuries to receive from a shotgun, and it fractured my entire maxilla/maxillae. which is basically the entire middle of my face. Yeah mate I'm ok. The trouble was he sat down all nice and with manners then bam he smacked me. I'm just happy I caught him in the stomach. I've never been a violent person haven't had a fight since the playground. So I went to shock city and booked in. I'm just happy I've been coming to the bar long enough for them to be on my side. My legs were going like Southgate before taking a penalty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Was he drunk? I assume you didn't know him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Yeah mate I'm ok. Good to hear that, sad to hear you met an idiot, sadly there's a lot of them out there. And some of the most dangerous people act calmly whilst doing the most destructive things. Is your nose all smooshed like Jenny's now? Hers is far worse How did that happen If you don't mind me asking? I had to stop five people from doing silly things all at the same time so ten hands were coming at my two hands all at one time, luckily he had no bullets but he managed to give me a good whack with it whilst I was fending off the other eight hands Everything worked out well in the end though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 (edited) 8pints = Jamaican/Irish Jason Bourne. Jah Son O'Bourne? That's terrible. Sorry. Edited June 8, 2014 by Ginko 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Was he drunk? I assume you didn't know him? The girl I was with he was his ex boyfriend. I've never met the guy before but he was an older guy. Turkish girls go through a faze in life where they have a father complex. They'll go through a faze where they want a father influence because they've left home. It's a middle eastern thing. **** if I understand that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Damn, damn, damn dan damnnnnn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 So he was not a Turkish Delight at all then. Jesus Christ, what is with me tonight? I've turned into drat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 This is why you should never go out. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted June 8, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted June 8, 2014 Was he drunk? I assume you didn't know him? The girl I was with he was his ex boyfriend. I've never met the guy before but he was an older guy. Different strokes and all that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Wondering if I should just go over to Wainy's house and help myself to birthday cake. Completely uninvited of course. Am I about to get home to find the place ransacked? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 (edited) Wondering if I should just go over to Wainy's house and help myself to birthday cake. Completely uninvited of course. Am I about to get home to find the place ransacked? Ransacked, with lego people on all the shelves, counters and surfaces, all facing toward you with their cold dead eyes as you walk to your bedroom to find a cardboard cut-out of a Mustang on the bed, and a naked, hairy man passed out on the floor. Edited June 8, 2014 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 That could be mine and GarethRDR's offspring. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 The colour of that inner thigh is very disturbing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 Judging by the ankle rings, his socks are too tight too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted June 8, 2014 Share Posted June 8, 2014 That's horrific '91, I'm assuming you did a fresh search for that rather than having it on your hard drive all this time? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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