rjw63 Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 (edited) Don't listen tonight unless you've got your pac-a-mac on or a good sou-wester and galoshes, it's gonna be a terrible spunkfest. Edited November 21, 2022 by rjw63 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted November 21, 2022 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 21, 2022 Just now, rjw63 said: Don't listen tonight unless you've got your pa-a-mac on or a good sou-wester and galoshes, it's gonna be a terrible spunkfest. Polly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted November 21, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 21, 2022 2 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: Polly She'll be strumming herself harder than David Gilmour on Comfortably Numb 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart_75 Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 Our Jude blah blah our Jude blah blah squirt squirt 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted November 21, 2022 Author VT Supporter Share Posted November 21, 2022 45 minutes ago, stuart_75 said: Our Jude blah blah our Jude blah blah squirt squirt I hope to God the other nauseating witch who occasionally calls in does not subject us to the story of how she got Judes shirt at a previous England game in Malta zzzzzzzzzz 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 2 hours ago, Xela said: She'll be strumming herself harder than David Gilmour on Comfortably Numb 'Comfortably Numb' is not a good description of her emotional state I imagine 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart_75 Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 (edited) 3 hours ago, Xela said: She'll be strumming herself harder than David Gilmour on Comfortably Numb 26 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: 'Comfortably Numb' is not a good description of her emotional state I imagine I was thinking her strumming would be more speed metal rather than a slow rhythmic Pink Floyd number. Edited November 21, 2022 by stuart_75 typo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted November 21, 2022 Share Posted November 21, 2022 2 hours ago, stuart_75 said: I was thinking her strumming would be more speed metal rather than a slow rhythmic Pink Floyd number. There's no way a woman of her vintage is listening to speed metal mate. Surely Gilbert & Sullivan had an up-tempo number she could use? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted February 1, 2023 Author VT Supporter Share Posted February 1, 2023 Polly frothing at the quim regarding the dog head on loan at the temple of doom 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 3 hours ago, Follyfoot said: Polly frothing at the quim regarding the dog head on loan at the temple of doom No idea who that is, they have that many loans it’s easy to lose count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted February 2, 2023 Author VT Supporter Share Posted February 2, 2023 6 hours ago, rjw63 said: No idea who that is, they have that many loans it’s easy to lose count. Big Dion Sanderson.apparently 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 2, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted February 2, 2023 On 21/11/2022 at 15:55, Xela said: She'll be strumming herself harder than David Gilmour on Comfortably Numb Her fanny would certainly be the dark side of the moon. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted February 3, 2023 Author VT Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2023 8 hours ago, sidcow said: Her fanny would certainly be the dark side of the moon. And dryer and with less bush than the Savanna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 44 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: And dryer and with less bush than the Savanna 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted February 3, 2023 Author VT Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2023 Caught the back end of it the other night and apparently a member of the West Midlands football family has died. Did anyone catch who it is? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Follyfoot said: Caught the back end of it the other night and apparently a member of the West Midlands football family has died. Did anyone catch who it is? Rob from Halesowen I think? Could be wrong though. Think he was a Villa fan. I know what you were thinking though Pete the Reet(ard) mate. Edited February 3, 2023 by rjw63 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted February 3, 2023 Author VT Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2023 (edited) 1 minute ago, rjw63 said: Rob from Halesowen I think? Could be wrong though. Think he was a Villa fan. I know what you were thinking though Pete the Reet(ard) mate. Correct mate Edited February 3, 2023 by Follyfoot 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted February 4, 2023 Share Posted February 4, 2023 On 03/02/2023 at 00:16, sidcow said: Her fanny would certainly be the dark side of the moon. I suggest a Wizard's sleeve type scenario. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted February 4, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted February 4, 2023 One to avoid all next week at the very least. The knuckledraggers will think they've turned the corner (again). CUstard bowl nobbers will be thinking of Europe because they beat the worst Liverpool team in years. Daz the Spaz will pulling his tiny pud because of the above. Polly will be having a dildo made in the shape of "our Jukie" to ram into her cobweb filled wizard's sleeve. 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 5, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted February 5, 2023 Put WM on yesterday when driving home from the match. Had to turn if off after they allowed a 25 minute jubilant ramble from a Wovles fan banging on about how amazing they were. It was just too nauseating. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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