CrackpotForeigner Posted October 15, 2011 Share Posted October 15, 2011 These "Occupy" protests are really taking off. I believe the one on the West bank of the Jordan is going particularly well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villadude Posted October 18, 2011 Author Share Posted October 18, 2011 A woman's dog is drowning in the sea. A German dwarf dive's in, pull's out the dog, resuscitate's it & save's it's life. "Are you a little vet?" asked the woman. "A little vet?" said the German dwarf. "I'm **** soaked!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted October 18, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 18, 2011 Oh god my eyes! Damn you and your apostrophes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 I was mowing my lawn this morning. My neighbour opened his window and screamed "Do you know what **** time it is?" I said "No". He said "It's five o'clock in the bastard morning". I said "Well why did you ask if you already knew?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Yesterday, my girlfriend told me I was too immature. I replied "No I'm not!" So she asked me "On a scale of 1 to 100, how immature would you say you are?" "69" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 20, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 20, 2011 Come on guys, he's been dead for HOURS. Where are the Gadaffi jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Colonel Gaddafi, Osama Bin Laden & Amy Winehouse all died this year... Good things really do come in threes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 I'm not sure how The Colonel died yet. But my guess would be Reverend Green in the study with the candlestick . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 20, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 20, 2011 Thank you Rob. Your own work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Colonel Gadaffi has only himself to blame after being found in a hole near his hometown. He'd never have been found if he went to Jordan & hid in her hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 20, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 20, 2011 *In Sirte joke here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 At last, after years of atrocities and the appalling treatment of millions, it's over. Details are still sketchy, but finally......Westlife are splitting up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 As Westlife announce the split, Louis Walsh claims his heart's all over the place. But thankfully his penis is still going in One Direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 Thank you Rob. Your own work? Nah, pinched ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 20, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted October 20, 2011 Gadaffi was found hiding in a hole. Or, in the local language... Libya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 I'm not sure how The Colonel died yet. But my guess would be Reverend Green in the study with the candlestick . *pinched* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colples Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 I'm a bit pissed off. I had a treble at 100-1 on Winehouse, Bin Laden and Mugabe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 I'm a bit pissed off. I had a treble at 100-1 on Winehouse, Bin Laden and Mugabe! There is still time. NATO are now short one backwater country to get involved in........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted October 20, 2011 Share Posted October 20, 2011 "Gadaffi, duck!" "How many times Ahmed you fool, it's Mickey Mou------" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 The last time I saw Manchester United fans get **** this bad, Ian Huntley was sent to prison for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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