AVFC_Hitz Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Man came up to me this morning and said, "can you tell me what you call a person that comes from Corsica ?' 'Corsican' - I replied. Reminds me of. A man asks his colleague "Do you know where you and your wife are going in America?" "Alaska." he replies. "Nah don't worry, I will" My favourite joke for years! My wife's gone to the West Indies....... Jamaica? No, she has gone of her own free will. "My wife went on holiday to Italy" "Genoa" "Course I do, she's my wife!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Q: D'you know the capital city of Alaska? A: That's correct. Many people incorrectly assume it's Anchorage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted May 7, 2011 Moderator Share Posted May 7, 2011 I went to see a band in the Far East last summer.... Singapore? I played cards with the Queen at Buckingham Palace last night... Poker? I'm going to get an ice cream, do you want one? Yes please. Hundreds and thousands? I went on a caravan holiday near Bournemouth at Easter.. In Dorset? Please add the punchlines yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Yeah, I'd recommend it to anyone " that's another favourite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 We're going on holiday to Poole. In Dorset? Yes, we thoroughly recommend it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Bah, didn't see OBE beating me to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 Still a qaulity joke though Btw I do highly recommend Boscombe nr. Bournemouth. Very nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 Madeleine: The Book Chapter 23: How We Got Away With It Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 13 year old lad comes home late to a barrage of questions from his mum about where he's been, finally confesses to having lost his virginity that night. Mum goes spare and sends him to his room while Dad sits in the background, quietly chuffed at his son's achievement. After a bit Dad sneaks upstairs and pokes his head round the bedroom door. "Well done lad. Chip off the old block. Popped your cherry at 13, beat me by a couple of years. Tell you what, say nothing to your mum but tomorrow we'll get you that bmx bike you wanted". "Thanks Dad" says the lad "But no rush, eh? My arse is still a bit sore". (stolen from elsewhere). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecraft Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Still a qaulity joke though Btw I do highly recommend Boscombe nr. Bournemouth. Very nice. I don't get that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 10, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2011 Still a qaulity joke though Btw I do highly recommend Boscombe nr. Bournemouth. Very nice. I don't get that one "I've just been in Dorset, having sex with my line manager". "Boscombe"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 :notworthy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 10, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2011 ion a slightly different tanget: "I'm so embarrassed. I met a former Yugoslav leader yesterday but my dog dribbled all over him!" "Slobbered on Milosevic?" "Yeh that's him" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted May 10, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted May 10, 2011 ion a slightly different tanget: "I'm so embarrassed. I met a former Yugoslav leader yesterday but my dog dribbled all over him!" "Slobbered on Milosevic?" "Yeh that's him" Reminds me of one from years back. What do you call a Yugoslav prostitute? Slobberdown Mecockyabitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 I've just been to The Netherlands to build a barrier that impounds water or underground streams, the primary purpose of which is retaining water. To complete this project I used the bodies of lots of rodents commonly kept as househld pets. 'Amsterdam? I'll get me coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 I liked it Risso Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracker1234 Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 How do you know when a girl is to young for you? When you have to make the aeroplane noise to get you cock in her mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 How do you know when a girl is to young for you? When you have to make the aeroplane noise to get you cock in her mouth :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracker1234 Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 How do you know when a girl is to young for you? When you have to make the aeroplane noise to get you cock in her mouth :shock: The_Jokebook on Twitter just posted it, I was just forwarding the joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Frank Bruno has been arrested for attacking the boxer he lost his World Heavyweight Title fight with in 1986. Witherspoon? No, with a knife. I'm here all week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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