leemond2008 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 What's brown and sticky? A shit barack obama having a wank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWalletInspector Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 What's brown and sticky? A shit barack obama having a wank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted June 29, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted June 29, 2010 Bin Dunne Robert I'll need proof, as is the new "rule" ;-) I take it back. I read it on Sickipedia and thought i'd read it here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 Bin Dunne Robert I'll need proof, as is the new "rule" ;-) I take it back. I read it on Sickipedia and thought i'd read it here. Very noble Benjamin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myoldman Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 What's brown and sticky? A shit barack obama having a wank Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 what's worse than ten dead babies in one bin? one dead baby in ten bins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I was sat at home watching a romantic movie with the missis last night, when suddenly she turned to me and said i was the most annoying word removed she'd ever met!!! I was so shocked i almost dropped my vuvuzela!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 2, 2010 Moderator Share Posted July 2, 2010 Bin Dunne Robert I'll need proof, as is the new "rule" ;-) I take it back. I read it on Sickipedia and thought i'd read it here. Very noble Benjamin and a victory for the rule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
packoman Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I was sat at home watching a romantic movie with the missis last night, when suddenly she turned to me and said i was the most annoying word removed she'd ever met!!! I was so shocked i almost dropped my vuvuzela!!! Bin Dunne page 234, about half way down. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Q. Why were the bakers hands brown. A. Because he needed a shit. Why did the baker have smelly hands. Becuase he kneaded a poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 I was sat at home watching a romantic movie with the missis last night, when suddenly she turned to me and said i was the most annoying word removed she'd ever met!!! I was so shocked i almost dropped my vuvuzela!!! Bin Dunne page 234, about half way down. 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 2, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted July 2, 2010 Bin Dunne Robert I'll need proof, as is the new "rule" ;-) I take it back. I read it on Sickipedia and thought i'd read it here. Very noble Benjamin and a victory for the rule Quite. And my name's not Benjamin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted July 2, 2010 Share Posted July 2, 2010 Bin Dunne Robert I'll need proof, as is the new "rule" ;-) I take it back. I read it on Sickipedia and thought i'd read it here. Very noble Benjamin and a victory for the rule Quite. And my name's not Benjamin We know...its Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 2, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted July 2, 2010 I think I'd prefer Steve than Benjamin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
orkneyvilla Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Think this might have been dun but here goes ...... what does an agnostis, dyslexic insomniac do in the evening ... sits around wondering if their really is a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 a dyslexic man walks into a bra. what does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duncandares Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Emile Heskey - you have to admire the guy. He has a disastrous world cup , gets slated by everyone, comes home, puts a frock on and wins Wimbledon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paddy Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 I was hoping there'd be some good jokes about that gunman but having had a look around none of them are Raoul Moatly funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted July 8, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted July 8, 2010 "Doctor Doctor, I think I might have malaria." "Right Miss Cole, I'm going to need to see your vagina." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soprano Posted July 8, 2010 Share Posted July 8, 2010 "Doctor Doctor, I think I might have malaria." "Right Miss Cole, I'm going to need to see your vagina." She's divorcing him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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