Paddywhack Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 Two years in this house The grill is still not working I miss cheese on toast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 15, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted May 15, 2017 VT Off Topic Does not let you swear too much clearing in the woods 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 15, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted May 15, 2017 Monday morning blues At least the internet works Villa Talk cures all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 Paddywhack is bored Making shit threads on VT F'ing word removed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 What shall we do today Do her up the wrongun now Cheers Brumerican. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted May 15, 2017 Author Share Posted May 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said: Paddywhack is bored Making shit threads on VT F'ing word removed Everybody moans Whenever I start a thread These posts break my heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted May 15, 2017 Share Posted May 15, 2017 Dinosaur Haiku The options are limitless Tyrannosaurus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post choffer Posted May 15, 2017 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted May 15, 2017 I'm not smart enough so I'll just use the only haiku I can ever remember: To convey one's mood in seventeen syllables is very diffic John Cooper Clarke 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 24, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted May 24, 2017 This thread didn't work That's a shame, I quite liked it Thread Necromancy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 24, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted May 24, 2017 On 2017-5-15 at 09:49, mjmooney said: VT Off Topic Does not let you swear too much clearing in the woods I'm a bit disappointed that nobody noticed that my poem failed the haiku test, as the third line only has one syllable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 24, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted May 24, 2017 3 minutes ago, mjmooney said: I'm a bit disappointed that nobody noticed that my poem failed the haiku test, as the third line only has one syllable. I thought about pointing this out and rewriting it sneakily getting around the word filter. But I don't think it would have gone down too well 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobzy Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 How did I miss this?! VT needs a haiku thread Good work Paddywhack 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 why write a haiku it is even worse than twitter i like potatoes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 This is barbaric A world of syllable restraint There is no escape... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Oh no not again Touching cloth bomb bays open Barnes Wallace, beware! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 I like to fap lots Many lost children down loo The loss I feel... big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 5 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: I like to fap lots Many lost children down loo The loss I feel... big. Each time I run tap White thick gloop:" fish yoghurt" crap Must be Lapal's fap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 24, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted May 24, 2017 Five syllables here Seven more syllables here Five again - easy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobzy Posted May 24, 2017 Share Posted May 24, 2017 Football Manager It dominates your whole life But regens are ace 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 24, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted May 24, 2017 9 hours ago, Rodders said: why write a haiku it is even worse than twitter i like potatoes Fail 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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