Popular Post bobzy Posted May 24, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted May 24, 2017 Don't forget to count the amount of syllables in your haiku otherwise it just doesn't work properly 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Midfielder Posted May 24, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted May 24, 2017 Once upon a time Villa were Premier league Damn I miss those days Will we ever rise Or continue demise, still at least we ain't Blues How long will it take For a return to those times Edge of seats (MO'N days) Whoever it is Who fist-hits Holte back wall loud Is immune from pain I wrote all of this While sat on the bog ( dropped log) That's me done, goodnight. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted May 25, 2017 Author Share Posted May 25, 2017 15 hours ago, Midfielder said: I wrote all of this While sat on the bog ( dropped log) That's me done, goodnight. That's my favourite, it's beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 3 hours ago, Paddywhack said: That's my favourite, it's beautiful. An update Paddy Ive unleashed in enemy Territory. How? Cos at work I knew A big one was due, so I Bided my time. And? Crept downstairs, bog free! And lost a stone ah f--- me! The smell, demonic. Our colleagues down there Deserve any such gift, why? Snowflakes. Excuse my pipe. Its just my exhaust Not the entrance to Hades But the best thing is: You don't know the code To get through our doors, bogs secure! Yeah I'm that scumbag Who never is caught But by toilet "false flag"I Get them to think that Amidst their work force Is a no-good "cable layer" Who just does not care... And does it for fun Adolescent, this one, he Used to be much worse But it's all okay Hospital, cleaned every day Oh wait, I must go Because it's wipe time Alas, civilised at home The worst that I do Is type on this thread When I am having a poo Bon soir, salut, adieu. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted May 25, 2017 Author Share Posted May 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Midfielder said: To get through our doors, bogs secure! I knew I'd find an error if I looked close enough, that's 8, or even arguably 9 syllables! I love how even in a thread restricted to 17 syllables, you still manage to have the worlds longest posts 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Systems down at work Posting on VT a lot Best use of my time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobzy Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Off on holiday Just after the hottest week Timing is so shit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted May 27, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2017 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 mixing beverages is a very bad idea learn lessons quickly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnkarl Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 Tittering monkey In spring he climbs treetops And thinks himself tall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted May 29, 2017 Author Share Posted May 29, 2017 Working overtime Found out it's not double pay Bank Holiday blues 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 In my library eight hours at triple pay bank holiday rules 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted May 29, 2017 Author Share Posted May 29, 2017 4 minutes ago, Rodders said: In my library eight hours at triple pay bank holiday rules Bank holiday, yeah? Well then why am I in work? I work in a bank! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted May 29, 2017 Share Posted May 29, 2017 18 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: Bank holiday, yeah? Well then why am I in work? I work in a bank! your bank is silly cry foul at the swindlers if sacked? home time! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 30, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted May 30, 2017 No work on Monday Painted my mom's house instead More work and no pay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted June 9, 2017 Author Share Posted June 9, 2017 Dozed off at half three Election got hold of me I'm rather sleepy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 Room temp Copella Mixed with ice cold 7 up Is soft drink heaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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