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Not a patch on Lasse Vibe which coincidentally is my most searched for term on Pornhub.

Wasn't that supposedly Moyes's (or another managerial candidate who didn't take/get the job) plan he stated at the interview? Not that it was a bad plan. Tony may have already had similar plans or adopted this when hearing it. We are where we are and we're getting some very good players. Some might make the jump to the Prem if we get promoted. If not, Tony will strengthen as most promoted teams do and we'll be in a much better bargaining position. He's not going to want us to go down once we're back up. It's all part of the building process.

Can I just save everyone some time here: Gil scores or assists for Deportivo He's class, our team was shite when he was with us; or He's shit, too lightweight, never did anything in a Villa shirt of note He scored that cracker against Bournemouth in the cup and looked good other times but never really got many chances; or He had plenty of chances and didn't take them, Grealish is better He's doing the business for Deportivo; or Different league, more time on the ball, less physical But those stats tho; or Didn't want to help us when relegated Have him back in a heartbeat; or **** him, sell him Ad infinitum, at least until we sell him. That about cover it?

Same boat mate, though maybe not quite as unhappy as you are, no offence. I was out last night and buzzed but didn't offend anyone as far as I know. Did dance rather raunchily with our gorgeous receptionist who is married though. She started it. #humblebrag before anyone of you does it

I think now we have a better midfield it'll take a little pressure off our defence and Elphick would slot in fine if called upon. I think a natural poacher with a bit of pace in the Defoe and Vardy mold is what we're missing, though obviously those players don't grow on trees. Rhodes maybe?

It's funny because I've never owned a porno magazine. There's something about owning them that makes me feel very uncomfortable, yet I'm fine with websites, though admittedly I've never subscribed. In fact I don't know why anyone would waste their money.

I'm no expert, but I seem to remember something about how in Icelandic culture your surname is your father's forename + son for boys or dottir for girls. It does seem you would add an extra S as in Bjarna's son. In short, I don't know.

My boss is a Forest fan and said the worst thing for Lansbury is to play him too deep as he was ineffective for them in that position. Lansbury and Hourihane start in the middle and if we're getting overrun in the middle, take off Adomah and put Jedinak in front of the back four. With the talent we now have in the midfield areas we shouldn't be starting with a DM and soaking up pressure, we should be the ones applying it.

It's pretty much lost all its novelty for me. It's just part of the routine for the most part now, except for the odd day. Think I was spoilt early on as I was about 12-13 when every home was getting the Internet, perfect age for instantly accessible naked ladies.

Getting involved in a debate on the internet was your first mistake.

Any day I learn about new porn sites is a good day, thanks chaps.

Ah, cavity search. Gotcha.

Whilst we've done really well this window and the team behind it deserve all the plaudits, I don't think we can deny the fact that we are a big fish in a small pond in this league which has given us a lot of extra clout compared to January transfers when we were in the Prem.

I reckon Steve Round had a big part to play in this window and has been identifying the weaknesses in our team and the best/potentially available players this transfer window with which to strengthen them with pretty much as soon as he got here. Either way, great work from both Steves and the rest of the staff for the good work this month. I think most of us have written off playoff hopes, but if we can use this time left to put a run together then even if we don't make the playoffs it'll give us good time to gel as a team and be raring to go next season.

Bushes of Love is a good one too, but Seagulls is the best. They're both on regular rotation in our office.

On the subject, I think I'm in the minority when I say I'm not much of a fan of refrigerated chocolate. Much prefer it room temp. Maybe even slightly melted. I've been known to stick a mars bar in my back pocket and sit on it for a while to get it a little melted. And no, that is not a euphemism for a bit of bum fun.

Love that song and the video's wicked.

Thought the latest episode was the worst so far and the water park one is the best but still not great. Mac and Dee's story was boring and it would have been funnier if Dennis played the kid instead of the other way round, I think. Not like I'm going to stop watching, I'm sure there'll be some classics episodes like always.

One of my favourite lyrics of my favourite band, Death Cab for Cutie, recognise this in their song 'Title and Registration': "The glove compartment is inaccurately named, and everybody knows it. So I'm proposing a swift, orderly change. 'Cause behind its door, there's nothing to keep my fingers warm. And all I find are souvenirs of better times."

Anyone else think the first few episodes of the new season of Always Sunny have been a bit naff? I know there's a few fans on here. Just doesn't feel the same to me.

I did music technology at university, so I actually have mastered a few albums, recorded a few too. I'm not saying that makes me an expert per se, though I know a bit more than the average guy, and of course music is totally subjective, but from a musical proficiency and technical viewpoint, he is rather shit. You'd be surprised how easy it can be to take a sample and add a drumbeat to it, and he can't sing for shit, that's a fact. Either way, you sound quite offended by my views of Will.I.Am, not totally sure why. People like what they like, that's fair enough. And he is regarded as a bit of a dummy. Watch the Graham Norton clip where Chris Pratt does a card trick with him. He can't remember his card and doesn't know that A stands for Ace.

Agree to disagree, plenty of celebrities achieve success despite being stupid. I also think most of the music he produces is utter cack despite it being popular, so I do think he's talentless. Obviously some people think success is relative to talent, I personally don't.

Isn't humour meant to be funny?

Not sure why you felt the need to point that out... Reading that article it sounds like some daft storyline from Parks and Rec. Frankly it's embarrassing. Fair play to Bruce.

As for me, I just bought and successfully installed a new night latch on my front door, all by myself. I feel so manly, might go chop down a tree or six later. Weight off my mind though, my OCD was going through the roof the last few days only having one lock on my front door and whether I'd forgotten to lock it. Also, I assume it may affect a home insurance claim if someone did break in without a second lock on the door.