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AVFC_Hitz

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    We have this thing in Turkey called TyloHot. It's like lemsip but 10 x better. I added a slug of Brandy to this put on my warmest, thickest clothes and went to bed. 12 hours later I awoke with a raging hard on and feeling much better.
  2. I have a few ideas actually: Stereophonics Eastern Front East German Football Berlin Wall... Warsaw Uprising.
  3. Does he use it as an insult or does the character enter a clearing in the woods?
  4. Turkey score against Azerbaijan to potentially put them into second. Belgium losing 3-0 to ze Germans.
  5. I was at the doctor's the other day having a prostate examination when he said, "Oh my God!" "What is it, Doctor?" I asked, mildly shitting myself. "You've mildly shat yourself," he replied.
  6. The plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat.
  7. So New York has built a 'Park in the sky' then? Hope it works better than their 'Airport in a skyscraper' idea.
  8. "Program" is not a misspelling, it's an American spelling. It's also the accepted British spelling in the context of "computer program" (as opposed to e.g. "TV programme"). Well I shouldn't have said misspelt rather misused. I'm aware of the different combinations of the acceptable use of 'programme' and 'program' When I see the use of program correctly I don't think of Hungarian Jews...I think of tits.
  9. When people misspell "programme" I read it as pogrom which in turn somehow leads me to think about Hungarian Jews.
  10. It pisses me off slightly that it goes down as a draw when you win on pens. (online H2H xp pts.) Had an absolutely epic game last night with a Chilean guy, I was Villa and he was PSG. 6-5 to him but it was great counter attacking stuff.
  11. Not so much anxious as deeply **** depressed. Leading to application of medicinal alcohol. Leding to Monday morning hangover, thus making it even more shit . I used to...but my schedule on a Monday means I don't teach until after lunch and even then it's to the 7/8 year olds. I used to get really anxious when I was working for the NHS in Birmingham, they used to schedule a half 8 meeting and get each and everyone of us to map out the weeks duties and what not. This was done through PP presentations and so Sunday night was spent furiously...making a presentation that could pass muster.
  12. Great goal by Thomas Mueller to put Germany 0-2 up against Turkey. 16 yard strike into the bottom left hand corner from the right hand side of the D.
  13. How is that the worst stat? Infact it's probable the most poignant one... RIP Mr Jobs.
  14. Mines shit but pinging a corner out to the edge of the area on FIFA and smashing it, on the volley, into the top corner. Done this aswell although on the Game Boy Advance.
  15. IstanbulSam (Xbox liveTag) for some lovely FIFA fun. I promise you i'll be as shit as I say I am.
  16. Shut the f*** up Donnie, you're out of your element.
  17. I'm going to hijack this thread. (I hope your wireless problem was sorted Ingram) Nothing to do with a problem per se I just wanted to know that if I want a wireless connection with xBox do I have to buy the official wirless adapter or is there an alternative? I've heard about using my laptop but I read past "bridging the connection" and I just shut down mentally.
  18. I've just beat my mate (who is good) 5-0 simply by drawing his defender in and releasing Gabby. His pace is still great.
  19. Offbreak against the left hander.
  20. Amanda Knox. Whether she did it or not she needs to rogered into next Sunday.
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