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**** all of you! Eisener!!! Edit: Very drunk.

What, its not allowed by the League of Nations?

Make your own. Lidl and Aldi. Invite people. Charge 4.50 for a can of pisstenbürger and laugh gleefully as they scoff down a 5squid authentic Bratwürst. Knock together a cheap alpine shed from B&Q and sell crappily made wooden xmas decorations. Bob is indeed your uncle.

German leberwürst. It's pate x 10.

You can't be as mad as yesterday surely?

Nope, I know what it means but I have no idea how it relates to donation because I have never noticed people complaining about it tbh. I just want a pretty little golden lion next to my name In all seriousness though, VT is as a whole I find to be a far better community to talk to than the vapid, frivolous gossipers I'm surrounded by every day. Hence why I feel the need, no moral obligation, to at the very least donate a few dollars. P.S. I hope that wasn't a dig at my fluency in English :? I am very very adamant that I am an English speaker first and a Mandarin speaker second, it's a critical part of my personal identity. What? Sorry, I just don't understand your broken English... Not having a dig at all. Your posts on here contain more fluency and register than most people on here. Through my job as an ESL teacher I've met many professors of English who have taught and spoken English as a second language for over thirty years. Yet some idioms and phrases genuinely throw them, 'that old chestnut' being a prime example. Hopefully I didn't come across as patronising, wasn't my intention at all.

Is that an English idiom too far for you Legov?

Now you've gotta be shitting me. I agree, this is up there with his 'Zidane was average comment'! :shock: Thank god İ wasn't alone. For the main reason that I've never heard Seedorf being championed. He's just got on with his job of being brilliant for all the top teams he has played for.

Wow. I respect your opinion mate but...wow. For me Vic and Bob kick are heroes of modern comedy and IMO kick started the surreal comedy movement in the early 90's... :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: Now I've wiped the coffee from my screen..... Vic and Bob "Heroes of Modern Comedy" "I respect your opinion mate but...wow." Well if you consider that Harry and Paul and others, such as Charlie Higson and Caroline Aherne were all still writing when the BBC commisioned Vic and Bob. Then it's through the success of these two that were given a platform. The Fast Show and the Harry Enfield stuff may have been more successful in the short run but Vic and Bob made these shows happen. Without Vıc and Bob there would have been no Little Britain, Mighty Boosh etc...

Wow. I respect your opinion mate but...wow. For me Vic and Bob kick are heroes of modern comedy and IMO kick started the surreal comedy movement in the early 90's...

My sentiments exactly. Saw them and thought *Moooootorbooooaaat!!*

Laura. You have massive knockers. That is all.

Manic Street Preachers - Motown Junk.

Yeah I listened to an audio copy of Ludmilla's Broken English and it was it a bit crap to put it mildly. Vernon God Little was a great book but this one I really enjoyed.

Just finished DBC Pierre's Lights out in Wonderland. Wonderful style and narrative from a great writer.

Great result for you Gareth. We hammered Rostock 5-2, still hovering between 7th and 8th place though.

Reminds me of this

The other bloke would probably quote the Sales of Goods act.

Sounds like a serious collection of sail on the mayonnaise sea socks you have there........... If my manly love juice smelt like that I'd be visiting my local shaman quick smart.

I can't remember an ice rink but around this time they put a ski slope with real snow at Potsdammer Platz.

When she says a tenner she means 5 or 10 times that amount. Buy an african kid a wheelchair. In her name....

I have to open the window, whatever the weather, or else my room smells like a disused egg mayonnaise factory in the morning.

You old romantic...did you turn the wireless down?

It appears the only way you're going to save that horror you just sent is to spend a fair bit. In my experience it's nice to buy lots of small presents maybe with a small reason behind it... For example: " I bought you this patent leather corset because you said you once had a cat called Xena"

Yeah..they're not even as good in İstanbul. Some places put a dab of yoghurt on the top and it's heaven...