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AVFC_Hitz

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  1. Are You German? A few years a go İ started to capitalise my nouns in written and typed work. Not consciously at all....just started doing it. Tried and tried to phase it out as it got annoying but it seems to rear it's ugly head from time to time. My Grandad was German.
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    Ghosts

    I've laid a few phantom cables in my time. Pleasant experiences, all of them.
  3. That'll teach me to copy and paste the title.
  4. That'll teach me to copy and paste the title.
  5. Flirting with Sue while she's looking at blue...
  6. Catch the tube whilst she wipes off the lube.
  7. Mowing the lawn after I'm sure she's torn.
  8. Fleeing the gaff after making him spaff.
  9. Having to fly while dabbing it dry.
  10. Hitting the road after chomping the chode.
  11. 2 Confirmed dead and 25 wounded. BBC so far..
  12. So Hertha continue being shit...losing at home (1-2) to Schalke nul vier. Bayen München are helped along by Mario Gomez's, so far, excellent season. Winning 1-2 away to Stuttgart. Mönchengladbach lose away to the league's bottom placed team. I repeat to the bottom placed team. A single goal to nil makes Mönchengladbach drop a place into fourth. In 2. Bundesliga. The might Union Berlin are continuing to show Holland how to play by beating HSV Frankfurt 4-0. Results here. erm...Mönchengladbach lost to the bottom placed team.
  13. People that say: ''Oh that's the worst thing you can have'' in relation to being on a diet. I'm tucking into a ceasar salad and they comment on the sauce. No! It's not the worst thing you can have whilst on a diet. The worst thing would be to puree 15 mars bars and squirt squirty cream onto the top, eat it and then finish off a domino's pizza.
  14. Who the hell has a windows mobile phone? I thought they were the equivalent of betamax...
  15. Well I don't like the look of this. Looks like a shite mobile phone menu.
  16. Joe Cole is almost invisible in the Lille midfield tonight. Balmont is a talented player.
  17. Whilst the country is in the middle of a huge match fixing scandal...The elected Turkish government have had this proposal rejected . Seems a bit dodgy to me.
  18. Try and sneak in a quick game of FIFA before the game starts and Xbox decides it's time to update...
  19. I refuse to believe you've never watched Dad's Army. I have observed the odd episode but not really watched it in any detail did I miss some obvious reference :oops: I wouldn't say it was an obvious reference....but a very popular one.
  20. I refuse to believe you've never watched Dad's Army.
  21. My Grandad was a captured Luftwaffe pilot and my Grandma was an Irish nurse. Makes me a hard drinker who doesn't like soggy chips.
  22. Jesus H. Christ. Getting more brazen by the day. Thieving c**ts.
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