AVFC_Hitz

Yes, I'm tyred by that tire advert. Hiram? Bless you...

Fenerbahce, having been given a 2 match 'behind closed doors' ban, have got around this by only admitting females (for free). I live within a stones throw of the stadium and it's a constant screech. 50,000 of them at the top of their voice.

Yeah, and thankfully it went tits up.

Don't worry about the English...I don't worry about my Slovenian.

Would have worked better if you'd have said Enda the day but I like your style...

My Dad had that done to him a few months back. He was going on holiday the next day and it was a bank holiday... there was only a salon/hairdressers open and the air head girls charged him OAP prices. He was happy as Larry. He's 55.

I've just finished The Dealer and the Dead, as recommended by somebody on here. Great book and a fantastic ending. In the bog I'm currently reading Åsne Seierstad's Angel of Grozny: Inside Chechnya . Bit heavy going buy insightful nonetheless. Far removed from any of these, my next book is Thomas Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow

Because she's an absolute munter.

I like to put Tippex on my daughter. That way she knows she was a mistake.

Also known as a bidet, which we have in this country too? Can't say I've ever really seen the need for 'em. A bog-standard wipe clean has always worked for me. Well no because a bidet is a separate unit in the bathroom set-up. This little spout appears in the back of the actual toilet. If you position your arse right, you can get right up there and give yourself a mini colonic which is all rather lovely and leaves you feeling nice and clean.

In Turkey the toilets have a small spout at the back so when you turn a small tap at the side it shoots water up your arse. On odd occasions it's gone up and dislodged a few more nuggets. You could say it's a very simple/primitive bidet. Great for the Efes shits on a Sunday morning.

The Lamp Tavern, Digbeth This guy is the Grandad of my best mate Adam. Pushed down the stairs during the riots when some dickheads ran in and glassed him. He's getting a lot of free crisps from the company now...

As Clarkson himself would say: ''İt's all gone abıt adenoidal.''

BBC Entertainment are showing back to back episodes of Doctors from 2009.

Shivering Isles is a cool addition... I chose mania.

It's not your fault.

I've just finişed Shades of Grey and realised the sequal isn't out until 2013...

Random select was great. Few mates, 24 pack of beer and watch VVV Venlo take on Marseilles

Flying monkeys for everyone Can I have an unmarked spoon?

I hate loud drinkers.

Dealing with Fenerbahçe is just the tip of the ice berg in this saga. Beşıktas and indeed Trabzonspor are as much involved. Yet Beşiktas are still in the Europa Cup. The TFF have dragged their heels as much as the possible could so they could pass the deadline for Champions League and UEFA's visit on Monday showed that they were getting impatient over their decision. This is creating a shit storm over here wıth debates over multiple channels going on for hours. One thing that is certain. Nothing will happen. Fenerbahçe will be found guilty but nothing apart from the UEFA forced ban from the CL will happen. The system is corrupt and Erdoğan is a vocal FB fan. They'll see the ban as the last of it and just carry on as normal.

It will come up in the final exam.

"When it appeared that there was no leeway up comes Lichaj" Thankyou Jack Woodward.

As long as you aren't working in a prison... Nope I work in a school and they were lying around after a few new cupboards were put up for the new year. I needed some shelves and pictures put up at home and didn't want to pay the...oh 50p, for the pack of screws.

İs it wrong that İ've snaffled a few screws and nails from work (about 20 )? They were just lying around...