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I e-mailed a priest the other day regarding on-going wedding preperations. I asked what time I should meet with him. (bearing in mind his English wasn't good) He replied: ''Before 18 everytime''

Well i've lived and worked in Berlin so I hope I can help. First off congratulations (if she says yes...) I met my wife to be in Berlin and we bloody love the place. We plan to move back there. Berlin was described as "sexy but poor" by the mayor a few years ago and it's a mixture of hip ex east areas mixed with the more commercial west..Ku'damm, Potsdammerplatz etc.. The east..or old east is slowly getting gentrified but that is where the real cool places are. Look on the map for Mitte, Prenzlauer Berg and Kreuzberg. These mix the cool and expensive with the poor and run down cafe bars. If you really want to splash out head to the Unter Den Linden and the Hotel Adlon...first hotel with running water and where MJ dangled his bairn. Around here also is Gendarmenmarkt and Babelplatz opposite to the university it's a nice walk in winter up and down this stretch with Alexanderplatz at the other end and the TV tower. There you will find a revolving rest. and 360deg views. Before the final stroll up to A'Platz you'll find the Museum Island and a nice park area. On the old site of Der Palast der Republik. Around here is the canal area with some nice restaurants and the like. My personal opinion is too mix it up in the old east nipping in and out of cafes and bars and sampling the smaller christmas markets that are dotted around the place. Walk down oranienburger strasse and look in the old bombed out dept. store (Tachales) which is now a selection of hodge podge bars and art galleries ogle the stunning prostitutes and stroll up to Hackescher Markt at the more commercial end of O'strasse. There are some great rests. under the rail way arches. Any way all this was on the fly on my smart phone...i could send you a few links later.

Vouchers piss me off. They sit folded in my wallet until about March then I buy something spaccy like an FHM and a pic 'n' mix.

Just bought shares in kleenex...now I'm going to watch Gaz take himself into seventh heaven.

Have to go in tomorrow for pre-exam tutoring. My school is closer to the pub so it looks like i'll be on it from Midday. Sunday looking at new apartments to prepare me for married life. Looking for 3 rooms and ample space for a sex swing.

I've just compiled the party bags, your name wasn't written. Everyone is getting: A colouring book. A Subbuteo set. (Italia 90) A framed picture of Gareths bare arse.

Didn't he get married or something?

I am an English teacher in Istanbul. At the moment i'm on VT whilst 1A fiddle about on a computer programme.

Finally going home after repeatedly raping a man for 3 weeks.

Tcham N'Toya

Tcham N'Toya

Currywurst + Hefeweisen = farty farty good times.

Turkey trying to beat Croatia and overturn a 3-0 deficit with Kazim-Richards upfront.

I had a free ticket to see them in Istanbul but I turned it down due to the fact I had a 7 hour teaching day the next day. Feedback from those who went pretty much echo yours and I'm a tad annoyed I didn't go.

Gazzlepops got in ahead of you. Not sure if he won or lost it though...

God I hate that jowly munter from Loose Women.

Split my bloody trousers today. A good 15 cm split up my arse. Good job teachers wear long white coats in Turkey. Not sure how i'll make it home though.

Nah, hibernation dude. I found one in a cave once, it'd plugged it's exhaust up with 99 flakes. Pretty sure they all go to Aberystwyth.

Its made of twigs and spit?

I was a bit of a Neville Southall in my day. I was year 6 goalkeeper and I remember a dramatic match where we played Wheelers Lane...now they had a cocky **** with blonde curtains who curled an effort around me earlier in the game. For some unknown reason because he'd done that he berated me for being shit. We equalised with about 15 minutes to go (drawing with Wheelers Lane was an achievement in itself) and then at around the 91st min' a team mate of mine, let's call him nob jockey, decided to pass it to this onrushing blonde nobber. So he's there one on one. He shimmies, I shimmy. Time stops dead. He takes it round me but somehow my full dive and reach is enough to grab the ball from his feet...cue elation from us and penalty appeals from them. Finished 1-1. Boomtown.

The thing with Turkey is the over reliance on Arda Turan who styles himself on Messi. The Turkish press have gone to town on the poor defending whilst absolving Demirel (gk) of all blame. The Hiddink magic hasn't gone...I just think he has a too bigger job to turn Turkey into a free flowing passing side.

Reading Deightons Spy Sinker as my normal book. Reading AK47 as my poo book.

Make that 2-0 and Turkey are abysmal.

Croatia just gone one up in Turkey.