DaveAV1
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With our recent schedule of games could you seriously see him being physically capable of contributing anything to us at anything like tge standard required He’d have been a total passenger in the last two PL games and we couldn’t afford passengers in either of those two games. A very expensive luxury player I’m afraid.
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Then you need to keep on your toes!
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I also used to know a bloke who due ro the end of his todger getting narrower at times, could generate very high pressure piss and could piss over the top of the cubicle in the pub toilet. You had to keep an eye on who’d gone to the bog before you went so you could stay away from the trap in his range! He was also quite horsey and used to drive horse carriages like Prince Philip who he was friends with. I’ve heard stories of him winning bets with people l, not the Duke of Edinburgh, that he could clear his horse box with a piss. He was one of those blokes who could make you laugh, just by walking into the room, usually a pub! He was a successful industrialist so he had a few quid and used to have an impressive collection of Jags and would often drive a very nice, wire wheel, red E Type. He also claimed when he bought his wife a new Jag estate, that it was saving him a fortune as she could get much fewer plants in the Jag, on a trip to the garden centre, than she used to get in her Mitsubishi pick up! Man maths at it’s finest!
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My mate is a noted farter at home, at work and in the pub noted for both volume in sound and the horrendous stink he can proudly produce. His wife still loves him though! Although he pushes his luck at times. He largely blames me if he gets home late and/or particularly pissed! His reason being, in his own words, “she can see no fault in you” and so instead of convincing her otherwise he uses my status as resident angel, to his advantage! My wife holds him in similar esteem but he’s careful never to inflict his rancid farts on her, which for the same self preservation reasons I encourage too! That and we’re often all in the same car together!
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And by the way John, the correct term is Our Title now! Not Their title anymore.
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Man U apparently
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Fortunately we’re in a much netter place now with a much better manager than the deluded charlatan MON.
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Reminds me of Savage tellingly z Graham Souness thst he was a better player than he, Souness would ever be, or ever was, Souness answered , “fair enough Robbiei I’ll see you after the game, to discuss it further, you bring your medals and I’ll bring mine!” It seems like they’ve never had any sense and it’s likely that they never will!! UTV!!!
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That’s coach Rooney to you!
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Win this to cement our place in the top 4 then win the FA Cup and the Europa Conference for a truly amazing season! We can sweep the board next season! UTV!!!!!!!!!!
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MOTM today for sure now!
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Leave the cheese alone before bed from now on is my advice!
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Loads of stick every time he picks the ball out of the net!
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Hopefully we’ll give Arsenal the tanking that City should have got! The Unai and Emi factors can and possibly will be significant, all being well!
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Yeah get your kit on for the lads!!!!
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We’re in the title race, I’ll just let that sink in for a minute or two, would you bet against us? The doubts in the Arsenal dressing room will come flooding back after last season, let’s put them under the cosh right from the off. UTV!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wonderful Villan, wonderful Brummy, wonderful man amd now a Holte Ender in the Sky to give a cultured voice to all the other HEITS RIP Benjamin, you are truly one of our own, one of the only proper Brummies on Peaky Blinders too! Bless you Benjamin Zephaniah. UTV!!!!!!!
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I had a Djemba Djembe moment sorry I did do some other things during the month though, don’t ask me to remember what they were!
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the world is full of uneducated and uneducatable idiots everywhere it’s a common theme everywhere I look! Never mind there’s an old saying, “Never argue with an idiot, incase you get mistaken for one!”
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Yes very sad. Proper Villan and Brummie, I was fortunate to meet him briefly in the pub near Wembley before the FA Cup Final in 2015. A nice bloke on his way to see our team but it was getting close to kick off so he and I couldn’t chat long, a missed opportunity, which will sadly now not be ever repeated. UTV!! I hope he caught the game last night and went through the gates happy. HEITS. RIP Benjamin
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Biggest and clinically effective to be fair!! The lad is a genius in most aspects of his play. Keep it up Emi!!
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Twisted and completely incomplete quote taken totally out of context, we shouldn’t encourage them by even mentioning it. Morons!!
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Wembley and the Europa Conference final (I think in Athens) this year. All with the Villa though! UTV!!!
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I was there too, typical Arsenal, I couldn’t hear them!
