The Moustache of Teale

Never taken one against Leeds though

Thankfully we aren’t owned by one of these regimes. But at least the Geordies have got their club back.

Some of the replies to this tweet from Newcastle’s new overseas ‘fan base’… words fail me.

I’d be holding out for £50M for Marvelous from the journalist murderers. £15M from anyone else.

I had a browse of Everton’s Grand Old Team forum last night after the Watford debacle. It was like stumbling into a parallel universe where another Villa Talk existed. Unsurprising I suppose, there are a lot of similarities between our clubs and we’ve both had hugely inconsistent starts to the season. I thought it was only Villa that suffered Josh King type disasters so I feel their pain. I quite like Everton.

Agreed, quite how that banner has breached any laws I really don’t know. Whoever reported it has now given it extra media attention, in case anyone needed reminding of the regime that now owns Newcastle. The police need to get their priorities right - they weren’t exactly quick to act on the nazi salute aimed at Spurs supporters by a Newcastle fan last week.

To quote a post on the Sunderland forum, “Rather than blame everyone else, he might consider if it stinks of shite everywhere he goes, maybe check your shoes Steve”

I put it down to Pissflaps feeling a bit low.

What I do find incredible is how he got that size when he only retired a year ago. I’d have to eat a KFC family feast and the set menu for 4 from my local Chinese takeaway every night to get to that size that quickly. Having said that, he’s in better shape than Micky Quinn when he was still playing.

Reckon West Brom will be too strong for the unwashed. Thoroughly dislike the two of them but my hatred for Blues is off the scale compared to West Brom.

It’s not you the one that’s missing something, that’s for sure.

Handy for catching his decapitated head when he doesn’t perform to the owners’ expectations .

Won 2, drawn 2, lost 3 this season, currently 13th in the table. Or do you mean consistent apart from this season? I’m sure Leicester fans don’t know what they’re getting most weeks this season so far.

How do Kappa sizes work for kids? Did you have to get him a 10 year old’s shirt?

I sincerely hope we do. It’s shocking that the much of the mainstream media and almost all football ‘pundits’ have failed to call out the appalling values, crimes and human rights of Newcastle’s owners. Comments such as other teams’ fans being jealous serves only to highlight the ignorance of most of them. I wouldn’t swap Villa’s position for Newcastle’s in a million years. After a rough few years we’re building something great here. Newcastle United and it’s proud history died a death when that takeover went through. Very soon, if not already, it won’t be just Sunderland that despises them. Jealous my arse.

I don’t think living in Newcastle would come into the equation either. It’s actually a great city with, like most parts of the UK, some excellent places to live. I’d like to think that the bigger dilemma would be whether they’d want to be employed by a club owned by one of the most reprehensible regimes in the world. One that bombs Yemeni children, that stones women to death for adultery, that throws homosexuals from the tops of tall buildings for their ‘crimes’, that murders journalists, that has beheaded 37 people in a single day. But of course that won’t come into it. Yet those same mercenary players will still take the knee in their battle against inequality and intolerance. It’s a ****ed world we live in.

You missed Warren Barton from that list

Her eyes remind me of Nookie Bear’s to be honest. I wonder if she’s ever had Roger de Courcey’s hand up her arse?

Just had a look at Sunderland’s Ready to Go forum, which always makes me chuckle, on the fallout of the Newcastle takeover. My favourite post was simply: ”Burqa Grove”

Not if Newcastle have anything to do with it

This has just put me off my lunch.

It must feel weird for the likes of Ciaran Clark and co. knowing that regardless of how you perform this season you’ll be out on your ear by either January or May. Realistically not going to happen but I’d love it, love it if they went down.

Speaking from personal experience, no.

Do you live near that Mecca Bingo in Kingstanding?