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The Moustache of Teale

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  1. I think I must have been watching a different game. Penalty apart, Kane was excellent tonight. I just can’t understand the negativity. We were the better team and we’re in a Euros final. I’m disappointed for Jack but the end justifies the means.
  2. The pub itself is magnificent and well worth a visit on match day. Just be prepared for the road it’s on, and the surrounding area. Let’s just say Newtown is not the easiest on the eye.
  3. If you and your good lady are into chocolate, you might want to take a trip to Cadbury World (that’s not a euphemism) while you’re in Birmingham.
  4. If you’d like to experience the full spectrum of Birmingham pub culture, enjoy an adrenaline rush, and don’t mind running the risk of having your head kicked in, I’d recommend one of Birmingham’s flat roof pubs. Built in the 1960s or 70s from concrete, these hostelries have a unique menace that has captured the heart of Brummies who inhabit run-down council estates. Places such as Northfield, Weoley Castle, Woodgate Valley are good, or if you’re brave enough to head out east, deep into Blues territory, you’ll be spoilt for choice in the likes of Chelmsley Wood and Tile Cross.
  5. After we beat Germany, we took great delight in laughing at the sad muppets on the Small Heath Alliance forum for not being able to enjoy or acknowledge a superb England win because Jack Grealish was involved. And now we have half of this forum unable to enjoy another cracking win because Jack Grealish wasn’t involved. FFS, don’t be as small time as them. If England keep on winning and playing I couldn’t give a monkey’s if Southgate plays Stephen Hawking ahead of Grealish. Enjoy the moment, this is England, the squad is packed with quality, and Jack is just part of the jigsaw.
  6. I think he just needs 12 Down to complete the Telegraph crossword.
  7. Are we talking about Raheem Sterling or are we still talking about Pissflaps?
  8. I’ll save you the bother. Pissflaps knows Jack’s neighbour, who says Jack’s house isn’t up for sale. This is straight from Pissflaps’ lips.
  9. Speak for yourself. I’m going to be shitting myself, dribbling, and talking gibberish in an old people’s home in 2060.
  10. No flies on me. I suspect someone is spinning us a yarn with this one.
  11. So instead of a Mingles defence, they’ll have an Engel De Laet.
  12. I’ve never heard Harborne described that way before
  13. Without a doubt. Even my Bluenose supporting mate (he’s a mutant as far as Blues fans go, he’s intelligent and talks sense) messaged me after the game to say he was England’s best player.
  14. Had the same dilemma with my jazz mag collection when I moved into my first flat.
  15. Fair weather fanny merchant more like. On a serious note, it feels good to have him back. Was brilliant in his first spell, a model pro, and one of the early pioneers in the act of getting your knob out on Zoom calls - years before it became a global phenomenon during the Covid pandemic.
  16. Some people would pay good money to have a bird shit in their mouth.
  17. I don’t think there’s much to be convinced about either way. 1 year deal, free transfer, can provide cover in a variety of positions. It’s a no lose situation really. I’m not euphoric in the way I was with the Buendia signing, but I’m certainly not underwhelmed or disappointed where we’re using pragmatic, short term solutions to add experience and fill gaps.
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